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Connor: Why is it impossible to keep secrets in a bank?
Chris: Beats me.
Connor: There are too many tellers!

Joke by Connor H., Greenbrae, Calif.
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Tom Swiftie: “I don’t want a shot,” Tom said in vain.

Joke by Chasen T., Pearblossom, Calif.
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Craig: Why do melons have to get married in churches?
Joe: Why?
Craig: Because they cantaloupe!

Joke by August R., Bridgeville, Pa.
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A book never written: “Checking Your Homework” by R.U. Wright.

Joke by Bobby C., Pittsburgh, Pa.
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Adam: What was the tortoise doing on the highway?
Tim: What?
Adam: About 15 inches per hour!

Joke by Daniel R., Branchburg, N.J
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A book never written: “Preparing Steaks” by Mary Nade.

Joke by Max J., Ligonier, Pa.
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Warped Wiseman wonders: getting ‘footage’ when you hold the camera in your hand?”

Joke by Ibraheem C., Belle Mead, N.J.
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George: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?
Parker: I don’t know.
George: A-flat minor!

Joke by Erin S., Fort Collins, Colo.
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A book never written: “How to Help Others” by Linda Hand.

Joke by Michael C., Orlando, Fla.
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Jacob: What goes up and down but doesn’t move?
John: What?
Jacob: Stairs!

Joke by Jacob T., Dover, Pa.
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A book never written: “Getting Out of Taking Baths” by Ima Stinker.

Joke by Michael C., Orlando, Fla.
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A book never written: Pirate Treasure” by Barry Moore.

Joke by Caleb C., Hermitage, Tenn.
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Peter: What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
Elaine: What?
Peter: It let out a little wine!

Joke by Ifeanyi Stanley U., Orile-Iganmu Lagos, Nigeria
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Tom Swiftie: “I can’t think of anything for my paper,” Tom said blankly.

Joke by Jonas O., Seminole, Fla.
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Greg: Why was the piano sitting on the porch?
Mike: I’m stumped.
Greg: Because it lost its keys!

Joke by Gregory W., Wake Forest, N.C.
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A book never written: “The Armed Forces” by Millie Terry.

Joke by Jonny C., Fullerton, Calif.
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Eddie: Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided?
Bart: No, what happened?
Eddie: Both crews were marooned!

Joke by Keith K., Portsmouth, Va.
2 comments

Warped Wiseman wonders: “Why does the pizza place put round pizzas into square boxes?”

Joke by Brandon S., San Antonio, Tex.
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Doctor: I have bad news and some worse news.
Patient: What’s the bad news?
Doctor: You have 24 hours to live.
Patient: Oh my gosh! What’s the worse news?
Doctor: I’ve been trying to get hold of you all day!

Joke by Daniel A., Manahawkin, N.J.
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A book never written: “Clipping Nails” by Anita Pedicure.

Joke by Jacob S., Wabasha, Minn.
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Tyler: What did the tie say to the hat?
Emma: What?
Tyler: “You go on ahead; I’ll just hang around!”

Joke by Tyler P., Baltimore, Md.
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A book never written: “Cutting Hair” by Barb R. Shop.

Joke by Jonas O., Seminole, Fla.
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Praharsh: Knock, knock.
Nikhil: Who’s there?
Praharsh: Noah.
Nikhil: Noah, who?
Praharsh: Noah good place to eat around here?

Joke by Praharsh V., Bethlehem, Pa.
1 comments

Warped Wiseman wonders: “Why are finished buildings not called ‘builts’?”

Joke by Kyle S., Marysville, Wash.
4 comments

Fenton: Where does a detective sleep?
Sherlock: Beats me.
Fenton: Under cover!

 

Joke by Scott Z., Coal Valley, Ill.
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