Doctor: I have bad news and some worse news.
Patient: What’s the bad news?
Doctor: You have 24 hours to live.
Patient: Oh my gosh! What’s the worse news?
Doctor: I’ve been trying to get hold of you all day!
Joke submitted by Daniel A., Manahawkin, N.J.
Doctor: I have bad news and some worse news.
Patient: What’s the bad news?
Doctor: You have 24 hours to live.
Patient: Oh my gosh! What’s the worse news?
Doctor: I’ve been trying to get hold of you all day!
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NOW THATS FUNNY!
its about time a joke was made that was funnier than mine
Oh my gosh SO funny! About time someone made a joke about death!!!!! 🙂
that’s so funny
Real fuuny .
could add more twist.
Hey, I told that joke on the Blue Collar Comedy Tour. Git’r done!