6,000 Funny Kids Jokes - Scout Life Think & Grin Jokes

Jeff: What did the tree say to the lumberjack?
Ned: What?
Jeff: “I’m stumped!”

Joke by Dave Q., Kutztown, Pa.f
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak kept getting colder and colder. For warmth, they built a fire, but the blaze burned a hole in the hull. They sank, proving you can’t have your kayak and heat it, too.

Joke by Daniel C. P., Norcross, Ga.
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Marlon: When is today before yesterday?
Mike: I don’t know. When?
Marlon: In the dictionary!

Joke by Caleb S., Jarrettsville, Md.
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Josh: What do leaves name their babies?
David: I don’t know. What?
Josh: “Russell!”

Joke by Matthew D., Westfield, N.J.
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A book never written: “Demolition” by Bill Ding.

Joke by Thomas C., Shelton, Conn.
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Nick: Knock, knock.
Sam: Who’s there?
Nick: Punch.
Sam: Punch, who?
Nick: Not me!

Joke by Nick M., Conifer, Colo.
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Sandy: Why shouldn’t you do math around wild jungle animals?
Danny: I don’t know. Why?
Sandy: If you add four plus four, you get ate!

Joke by Ruth S., Shelburne Falls, Mass.
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A book never written: “The Farmer’s Field” by Rose O’Corn.

Joke by Carl B., St. Paul, Minn.
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Mark: How is a man stranded on an island like a woman in a department store?
Matt: Beats me.
Mark: They’re both looking for sails!

Joke by Torin D., New Rochelle, N.Y.
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Warped Wiseman Wonders: "To expect the unexpected, won’t the unexpected become expected?”

Joke by Joe C., Miami, Fla.
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A book never written: “How to Read” by Paige Turner.

Joke by Sky S., Jackson, Mo.
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John: What did the math book say to the science book?
Willy: What?
John: “Boy, do I have a lot of problems!”

Joke by Sam H., Mansfield Center, Conn.
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Brandon: Why was the jester thrown in jail?
Jan: I have no idea.
Brandon: For high teasin’!

Joke by Brandon L., Helena, Mont.
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A book never written: “Using Your Head” by Sir E. Brum.

Joke by Joshua B., Anaheim, Calif.
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Jack: Which state is always clean?
Kate: Which one?
Jack: WASHington!

Joke by Adam W., West Chester, Pa.
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Daffynition: Fishing dock—A surgeon on vacation.

Joke by Brendan G., Omaha, Neb.
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A book never written: “Island Jokes” by Jamaica Melaugh.

Joke by Tom I., North St. Paul, Minn.
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Alex: What happened to the television that crossed the road?
Shane: What?
Alex: It became a fl at-screen!

Joke by Alex S., Highfalls, N.Y.
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Pedro: What runs all over town but never comes inside?
Will: What?
Pedro: The street!

Joke by Will C., Midlothian, Tex.
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A book never written: “Fibbing Effectively” by Liza Lott.

Joke by Ethan P., Chatsworth, Calif.
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Ben: How did Lassie feel when someone hit her with a cantaloupe?
Jacob: I don’t know.
Ben: Melon-collie!

Joke by Benjamin F., Richmond, Vt.
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A book never written: “How to Become President” by Paul O’Ticks.

Joke by Leonard C., San Diego, Calif.
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Daffynition: United—What King Arthur said to Lancelot.

Joke by Nick L., Malvern, Pa.
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Two horses are talking in a corral. One says, “What kind of saddle do they put on you?”
The other says, “I don’t know. What kinds are there?”
The first horse says, “There’s English and Western. The English doesn’t have a horn.”
The other says, “It must be that one. I never go out in traffic.”