Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak kept getting colder and colder. For warmth, they built a fire, but the blaze burned a hole in the hull. They sank, proving you can’t have your kayak and heat it, too.
Joke submitted by Daniel C. P., Norcross, Ga.
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak kept getting colder and colder. For warmth, they built a fire, but the blaze burned a hole in the hull. They sank, proving you can’t have your kayak and heat it, too.
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Is this science, or is it a joke?
I do not get it. Could someone explain it?
it’s making fun of the phrase, ‘have your cake and eat it.’
love itttt 🙂