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LEIF: Knock, knock.
PERRIN: Who’s there?
LEIF: Repeat.
PERRIN: Repeat, who?
LEIF: Who, who, who.

Joke by Leif S., Jasper, Indiana
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NATHANAEL: Who does a Good Turn daily and floats in water?
KYLE: I’m not sure.
NATHANAEL: A buoy Scout.

Joke by Nathanael M., Staten Island, New York
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Peter: What did the Scoutmaster say to the Scout who earned their Hiking merit badge?
Daniel: No idea.
Peter: “You’re going places.” 

Joke by Peter C., Antioch, California
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A PUNNY BOOK: "Gardening" by Ray King.

Joke by Emile T., Santa Monica, California
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MARGARET: Why did the skeleton not tell his friend he was missing a bone?
ELEANOR: I have no idea. Why?
MARGARET: Because he didn’t have the heart to.

Joke by Margaret W., Bloomfield Hills, Michigan
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AARAV: Why did the duck cross the road?
STEVE: I give up.
AARAV:
To prove that it was not a chicken.

Joke by Aarav A., Mill Creek, Washington
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Jackson: Knock, knock.
Steele: Who’s there?
Jackson: Nana.
Steele: Nana, who?
Jackson: Nana your business.

Joke by Jackson B., Basin, Wyoming
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JOSIAH: What do math teachers call Los Angeles?
STEVEN: What?
JOSIAH: The City of Angles.

Joke by Josiah M., Park Forest, Illinois
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A PUNNY BOOK: "A Guide to Texas" by Hugh Stone.

Joke by Roshan K., Cypress, Texas
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WILLIAM: Why is it so easy for Scouters to get married?
DAN: Why?
WILLIAM: Because they know so many ways to tie the knot.

Joke by William D., Brentwood, Tennessee
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JACQUELINE: Where do artists exhibit their Valentine’s Day pictures?
STEPHEN: Tell me.
JACQUELINE: At heart galleries.

Joke by Jacqueline S., Moline, Illinois
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XAVIER: Knock, knock.
JON: Who’s there?
XAVIER: Sawyer.
JON: Sawyer, who?
XAVIER: Sawyer picture on a wanted a poster.

Joke by Xavier W., Prattville, Alabama
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Everett: Why couldn’t the calendar work late on Valentine’s Day?
Emily: Why?
Everett: It had a date.

Joke by Everett F., Irvine, California
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BRANDON: Where does Cupid always sit?
CHARLIE: Tell me.
BRANDON: His love seat.

Joke by Brandon G., Bremerton, Washington
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A PUNNY BOOK: "Baby Frogs" by Ted Pole.

Joke by Tom D., Grand Rapids, Minnesota
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Daniel: Why was Jimmy fired from the banana factory?
David: No idea.
Daniel: He kept throwing away the bent ones.

Joke by Daniel G., Fox Point, Wisconsin
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JAKE: What kind of machine never lies?
NIC: No clue.
JAKE: A fax machine.

Joke by Jake L., Westford, Massachusetts
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Kylie: Why didn’t the sun go to college?
Jake: Tell me.
Kylie: Because it already had a million degrees.

Joke by Kylie D., Rockville, Maryland
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WARPED WISEMAN WONDERS: If James Bond was the most famous spy, doesn’t that make him the worst spy?

Joke by Ella R., Lynnwood, Washington
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JACQUELINE: What did the farmer shout to his cows when the old year ended?
ANTHONY: I don’t know.
JACQUELINE: “Happy Moo Year!”

Joke by Jacqueline S., Moline, Illinois
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Chloe: Knock, knock.
Trina: Who’s there?
Chloe: Anita.
Trina: Anita, who?
Chloe: Anita bath!

Joke by Chloe G., Sanborn, New York
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DYLAN: What did the pig put on his dry skin?
MICHAEL: What?
DYLAN: Oinkment.

Joke by Dylan B., Starke, Florida
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A PUNNY BOOK: "Harvesting Tree Nuts" by Phil Burtz.

Joke by Annie M., West Linn, Oregon
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Ayn: Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Paul: Tell me.
Ayn: Because it’s too far to walk.

Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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HENRY: What’s a baby’s favorite reptile?
JIM: I don’t know.
HENRY: A rattlesnake.

Joke by Henry M., Studio City, California
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