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AXEL: What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?
SAM: I don’t know.
AXEL: A slow poke.

Joke by Axel L., Dublin, Ohio
3 comments

NATHAN: Where do horses live?
JASON: I don’t know. Where?
NATHAN: In a neigh-borhood.

Joke by Nathan M., Joliet, Illinois
0 comments

A PUNNY BOOK: "How to Laugh" by Joe King.

Joke by Emile T., Santa Monica, California
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REBECCA: Why was the mushroom invited to the party?
DANIELA: I don’t know. Why?
REBECCA: Because he’s a fungi!

Joke by Rebecca M., San Antonio, Texas
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KAYLEN: What did the water polo player say after pranking his friend?
BOWEN: I don’t know.
KAYLEN: “April Pools!”

Joke by Kaylen N., Mercer Island, Washington
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Christopher: What do astronauts eat off of?
William: No idea.
Christopher: Satellite dishes.

Joke by Christopher J., Manitou Springs, Colorado
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Charlie: Knock, knock.
Toya:
Who’s there?
Charlie:
Ice cream soda.
Toya: Ice cream soda, who?
Charlie: Ice cream soda people can hear me.  

Joke by Charlie L., Crofton, Maryland
2 comments

JUSTIN: What fruit do twins love?
HOPPER: I’m stumped.
JUSTIN: Pears!

Joke by Justin G., Merritt Island, Florida
1 comments

AYN: How do you get rid of the flies in your house?
RYAN: Tell me.
AYN: Send the SWAT team.

Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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Ethan: Why did the teacher have to wear sunglasses?
Fred: Why?
Ethan: Because her students were so bright.

Joke by Ethan G., Idaho Falls, Idaho
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MAX: Why did the dinosaur cross the street?
SAM: I haven’t the foggiest.
MAX: Because the chicken was out sick.

Joke by Max L., Northbrook, Illinois
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TOM: What did Barbie and Ken do to prepare for the party?
ELLA: What?
TOM: They got dolled up.

Joke by Tom D., Grand Rapids, Minnesota
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NIKOU: What did one llama say to the other when it was time to go on vacation?
NILA: I don’t know.
NIKOU: “Alpaca up.”

Joke by Nikou B., Derwood, Maryland
0 comments

Olivia: Knock, knock.
Brendan: Who’s there?
Olivia: Beets.
Brendan: Beets,who?
Olivia: Beats me! 

Joke by Olivia M., Cumming, Georgia
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EDUARDO: Why would socks make good Scouts?
CALI: Tell me.
EDUARDO: Because they’re always pre-paired.

Joke by Eduardo M., Alamo, California
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WALTER: What’s a doorbell’s favorite dessert?
KOBE: Tell me.
WALTER: Ding Dongs.

Joke by Walter L., St. Louis, Missouri
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A PUNNY BOOK: "Ocean Storms" by Sue Nami.

Joke by Lucas R., Crown Point, Indiana
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Ethan: Why can’t Cinderella play soccer?
Kristina:
Why?
Ethan: Because she always runs away from the ball. 

Joke by Ethan W., Palm Bay, Florida
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REZA: Why don’t people like to play hide-and-seek with mountains?
MINA: Why?
REZA: Because they peak. 

Joke by Reza B., San Diego, California
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CAMERON: What did the shark eat for lunch?
MORGAN: I’m stumped.
CAMERON: A peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich.

Joke by Cameron F., Great Falls, Virginia
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AKHIL: Why did the pickle wear sunglasses to the beach?
VARAN: Not sure.
AKHIL: He wanted to be as cool as a cucumber.

Joke by Akhil C., Pleasanton, California
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A PUNNY BOOK: "Building Mystery" by Sue Spence.

Joke by Syon M., Round Rock, Texas
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Reese: What do you call shoes made of bananas?
Max: I’m stumped.
Reese: Slippers.

Joke by Reese I., Ambler, Pennsylvania
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LUCY: What has hands but can’t clap?
ANNIE: Tell me.
LUCY: A clock.

Joke by Lucy M., West Linn, Oregon
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Margaret: Why did the bad paragraph get released after its trial?
Ethan: I don’t know. Why?
Margaret: Because it didn’t have a proper sentence.

Joke by Margaret W., Bloomfield Hills, Michigan
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