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A PUNNY BOOK: "The National Anthem" by Jose Cañu C.

Joke by Marcus H., Cleveland Heights, Ohio 
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Benson: Did you hear about the new squirrel diet?
Michael: No. What’s that?
Benson: It’s just nuts.

Joke by Benson R. , Rockwall, Texas
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Dad: What sound does a witch’s car make?
Ayn: I don’t know.
Dad: “Broom, broom!”
Ayn: Dad! You’re putting me to sweep.

Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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BRAYDEN: Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?
LEX: Why?
BRAYDEN: Because he’s a pain in the neck.

Joke by Brayden and Lex H., Thousand Oaks, California
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Mathew: How do you fix a hole in a jack-o’-lantern?
Nate: How?
Mathew: With a pumpkin patch.

Joke by Mathew E., Aromas, California
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ABIR: What do you call the mother of a monster?
BAILEY: Tell me.
ABIR: Mom-ster.

Joke by Abir M., Cupertino, California
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Brandon: What is the worst season of the year for Humpty Dumpty?
Brad: I don’t know.
Brandon: Fall!

Joke by Brandon G., Bremerton, Washington
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Zach: Why do cows wear bells around their necks?
Elliot: Why?
Zach: Because their horns don’t work. 

Joke by Zachary B., Charlottesville, Virginia
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RYAN: Which baseball player likes fireplaces?
TIMMY: Which one?
RYAN: Mickey Mantle.

Joke by Ryan P., Tampa, Florida
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TREY: How can you keep someone in suspense?
MIKE: How?
TREY: I’ll tell you later. 

Joke by Trey M., Houston, Texas
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A PUNNY BOOK: "Hilarious Jokes" by Chuck Culls.

Joke by Will B., Monument, Colorado
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BEN: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
JAMES: I don’t know. Why?
BEN: To get to the other slide.

Joke by Ben F., River Hills, Wisconsin
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YASH: Why was the man running around his bed?
STEVEN: Tell me.
YASH: He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

Joke by Yash L., Manassas, Virginia
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TOM: What do you call a meteor that’s been struck by another meteor?
TRAVIS: I’m not sure.
TOM: Starstruck! 

Joke by Tom D., Grand Rapids, Minnesota
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A PUNNY BOOK: "The History of Forestry" by Tim Burr.

Joke by Isaac Z., Russell, Pennsylvania
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Edward: What’s a computer’s favorite dessert?
Sam: Tell me.
Edward: Cookies!

Joke by Edward B., Rawlings, Maryland
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Connor: Hey, Joe! Why do you keep playing with that mushroom?
Joe: Because he’s a fungi.

Joke by Connor C., Rancho Palos Verdes, California
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Collin: What does a nosey pepper do?
Vicky: I haven’t the foggiest.
Collin: It gets jalapeño business!

Joke by Collin K. , San Diego, California
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A PUNNY BOOK: "Cemeteries" by Manny Graves.

Joke by London A., Atlanta, Georgia
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EDMUND: What do you call a happy ant?
EDDIE: I’m not sure.
EDMUND: Buoy-ant!

Joke by Edmund B., Houston, Texas
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Sabur: What did the alien say to the puzzle?
Devin: Not sure.
Sabur: “I come in peace. You come in pieces.” 

Joke by Sabur T., Angwin, California
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CALVIN: What did the frog say to the toad?
JOEL: What?
CALVIN: “You’re toad-ally cool!”

Joke by Calvin K., Anchorage, Alaska
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LORELAI: What has two words, starts with P, ends with E and has thousands of letters?
OLIVE: I don’t know.
LORELAI: A post office.

Joke by Lorelai K., College Station, Texas
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WARPED WISEMAN WONDERS: If you are a security guard at Samsung, then are you a guardian of the Galaxy?

Joke by Anne C., Topeka, Kansas 
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JOEY: How do ranchers keep track of how many cattle they have?
JERRY: I’m not sure.
JOEY: They use a cow-culator!

Joke by Joey R., Maple Plain, Minnesota
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