6,000 Funny Kids Jokes - Scout Life Think & Grin Jokes

HENRY: What’s a baby’s favorite reptile?
JASON: I don’t know.
HENRY: A rattlesnake.

Joke by Henry M., Studio City, California
0 comments

5 Stars4 Stars3 Stars2 Stars1 Star

ZANE: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
SAM: Why?
ZANE: To get to the other slide.

Joke by Zane K., Glen Allen, Virginia
0 comments

5 Stars4 Stars3 Stars2 Stars1 Star

ABINAYA: What book doesn’t have a cover?
GAIL: Tell me.
ABINAYA: A Chromebook.

Joke by Abinaya A., Montvale, New Jersey
0 comments

5 Stars4 Stars3 Stars2 Stars1 Star

Jeffrey: Knock, knock.
Joseph: Who’s there?
Jeffrey: Woo.
Joseph: Woo, who?
Jeffrey: What are you cheering for? We didn’t win a medal.

Joke by Jeffrey L., Dayton, Ohio
2 comments

5 Stars4 Stars3 Stars2 Stars1 Star

Leela: How are frying pans and Europe similar?
Maggie: I don’t know.
Leela: They both have Greece at the bottom.

Joke by Leela F. , Columbus, Ohio
0 comments

5 Stars4 Stars3 Stars2 Stars1 Star

MARIANO: How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?
SARAH: I don’t know.
MARIANO: He felt his presents.

Joke by Mariano A., Lincoln, Nebraska
0 comments

5 Stars4 Stars3 Stars2 Stars1 Star

ELIZABETH: When do astronauts eat?
DANIELLE: When?
ELIZABETH: At launch time.

Joke by Elizabeth F., Irvine, California
0 comments

5 Stars4 Stars3 Stars2 Stars1 Star

Aaron: Excuse me, waiter, is there spaghetti on the menu?
Waiter: No, but we have some in the kitchen.

Joke by Aaron S., Euclid, Ohio
1 comments

5 Stars4 Stars3 Stars2 Stars1 Star

ALLEN: Why don’t fish play basketball?
HELEN: Tell me.
ALLEN: Because they’re afraid of the net.

Joke by Allen L., Cupertino, California
2 comments

5 Stars4 Stars3 Stars2 Stars1 Star

BODEN: What did the fast tomato say to the slow tomato?
BEAU: No idea.
BODEN: “Ketchup!”

Joke by Boden D., Ancona, Illinois
1 comments

5 Stars4 Stars3 Stars2 Stars1 Star

JEAN: Why was the dog afraid of the clock?
KEN: Tell me.
JEAN: He was scared of its ticks.

Joke by Jean M., Ankeny, Iowa
0 comments

5 Stars4 Stars3 Stars2 Stars1 Star

KYLE: Knock, knock.
TREY: Who’s there?
KYLE: Yodel ye.
TREY: Yodel ye, who?
KYLE: I didn’t know you could yodel.

Joke by Kyle S. , Harleysville, Pennsylvania
0 comments

5 Stars4 Stars3 Stars2 Stars1 Star

Max: Why did the dinosaur cross the street?
Dax: I haven’t the foggiest.
Max: Because the chicken was out sick.

Joke by Max L. , Northbrook, Illinois
0 comments

5 Stars4 Stars3 Stars2 Stars1 Star

MICHAEL: What’s the shortest month of the year?
JIM: I’m not sure.
MICHAEL: May, because it only has three letters.

Joke by Michael C., Burke, Virginia
1 comments

5 Stars4 Stars3 Stars2 Stars1 Star

Tora: What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a snake?
Billy: I don’t know.
Tora: A jump rope.

Joke by Tora R., Santa Fe, Texas
0 comments

5 Stars4 Stars3 Stars2 Stars1 Star

TOM SWIFTY: “These scissors won’t cut,” said Tom snippily.

Joke by Luke S., Bristol, Tennessee
0 comments

5 Stars4 Stars3 Stars2 Stars1 Star

Davis: What do you get when you cross a snake and bunny?
Sean: I don’t know.
Davis: A jump rope.

, Riverdale, Utah
2 comments

5 Stars4 Stars3 Stars2 Stars1 Star

Louie: Knock, knock.
Levi: Who’s there?
Louie: Carrie.
Levi: Carrie, who?
Louie: Carrie this tent to the campsite, please.

Joke by Louie A., Levittown, New York
0 comments

5 Stars4 Stars3 Stars2 Stars1 Star

AYN: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bee?
DIANE: What?
AYN: A ton of honey.

Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
0 comments

5 Stars4 Stars3 Stars2 Stars1 Star

Mathew: Why doesn’t a dead battery cost anything?
Ryan: Why?
Mathew: Because it’s free of charge.

Joke by Mathew E., Aromas, California
0 comments

5 Stars4 Stars3 Stars2 Stars1 Star

Danny: Imagine you’re in a room with no doors or windows. How do you get out?
Jacob: I have no idea.
Danny: Stop imagining.

Joke by Danny H., Cedar Rapids, Iowa
2 comments

5 Stars4 Stars3 Stars2 Stars1 Star

A PUNNY BOOK: "Making S’mores" by Marsha Mellow.

Joke by Nikolaus M., Granbury, Texas
0 comments

5 Stars4 Stars3 Stars2 Stars1 Star

ROGER: Why aren’t horses good lawmakers?
JAKE: Tell me.
ROGER: They always vote “neigh.”

Joke by Roger H., San Diego, California
0 comments

5 Stars4 Stars3 Stars2 Stars1 Star

Henry: Knock, knock.
Cindy: Who’s there?
Henry: Cows go who.
Cindy: Cows go who, who?
Henry: No, silly! Cows go moo.

Joke by Henry H. , Lacey, Washington
1 comments

5 Stars4 Stars3 Stars2 Stars1 Star

JAMES: Why did the Scout bring a ladder to the camping trip?
FAITH: I’m not sure.
JAMES: Because they wanted to reach the highest rank.

Joke by James H., Buffalo, New York
0 comments

5 Stars4 Stars3 Stars2 Stars1 Star