6,000 Funny Kids Jokes - Scout Life Think & Grin Jokes

DYLAN: What did the pig put on his dry skin?
MICHAEL: What?
DYLAN: Oinkment.

Joke by Dylan B., Starke, Florida
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A PUNNY BOOK: "Harvesting Tree Nuts" by Phil Burtz.

Joke by Annie M., West Linn, Oregon
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Ayn: Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Paul: Tell me.
Ayn: Because it’s too far to walk.

Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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HENRY: What’s a baby’s favorite reptile?
JIM: I don’t know.
HENRY: A rattlesnake.

Joke by Henry M., Studio City, California
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JAMES: What always falls but never needs a bandage?
ROBERT: I don’t know.
JAMES: The rain.

Joke by James M., Norfolk, Virginia
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Samuel: What did the light bulb say to the detective?
Ben: No idea.
Samuel: “Let’s shed light on this mystery!”

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DAFFYNITION: "Polarize" — What penguins see with.

Joke by Mike H., Senatobia, Mississippi
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Drake: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark?
Dylan: No idea.
Drake: Frostbite.

Joke by Drake L., Charlotte, North Carolina
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VINCE: Why do dinosaurs hide from Santa’s reindeer?
MAX: Why?
VINCE: Because they’re afraid of Comet.

Joke by Vince W., Meridian, Indiana
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ABIR: What do you call Santa when he’s dizzy?
TAYLOR: I don’t know.
ABIR: Faint Nicholas.

Joke by Abir M., Cupertino, California
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John: What kind of music do Santa’s elves like?
Mark: Please tell me.
John: Wrap music.

Joke by John D., Johnstown, Pennsylvania
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Zachary: How does Santa clean his hands?
Chase: No idea.
Zachary: He uses Santa-tizer.

Joke by Zachary K., Bloomfield Hills, Michigan
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Elizabeth: Why was the elf crying?
Daisy: Why?
Elizabeth: Because he stubbed his mistletoe.

Joke by Elizabeth F., Irvine, California
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HUNTER: Why is it so cold during the holidays?
DRAKE: Beats me.
HUNTER: Because it’s Decembrrrrrr.

Joke by Heidi C., Hill City, South Dakota
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BRANDON: Why did the deck of cards hire a new magician?
GREG: I’m not sure.
BRANDON: They thought that he might do the trick.

Joke by Brandon G., Bremerton, Washington
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HUDSON: I didn’t like my beard at first.
CHAD: What changed?
HUDSON: It grew on me.

Joke by Hudson S., Plano, Texas
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AYN: What do you get when you cross a bison with a chicken?
STEVE: I don’t know.
AYN: Buffalo wings.

Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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CHRISTIAN: What’s a cat’s favorite treat?
ELI: What?
CHRISTIAN: Mice-crispies.

Joke by Christian O., Red Wing, Minnesota
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WARPED WISEMAN WONDERS: If you have a Ph.D., doesn’t every meeting you go to become a doctor’s appointment?

Joke by Ella R., Lynnwood, Washington
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KAREN: What kind of bed does Santa have?
JIM: I’m stumped.
KAREN: A sleigh bed.

Joke by Karen C., Hopatcong, New Jersey
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WILLA: Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
DAISY: I’m not sure.
WILLA: Because she will let it go.

Joke by Willa S., Rockville, Maryland
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A PUNNY BOOK: "Major Football Games" by Rose Bole.

Joke by Tom D., Grand Rapids, Minnesota
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Justin: Knock, knock.
Cory: Who’s there?
Justin: Cargo.
Cory: Cargo, who?
Justin: Cargo in the garage.

Joke by Justin K., Rockville, Maryland
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LIAM: Have you heard the joke about yoga?
KYLE: No. What is it?
LIAM: Never mind; it’s a bit of a stretch.

Joke by Liam K., Charlotte, North Carolina
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Zayn: Knock, knock.
Willy: Who’s there?
Zayn: Alpaca.
Willy: Alpaca, who?
Zayn: Alpaca the suitcase. You load up the car.

Joke by Zayn A., Winnetka, Illinois
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