6,000 Funny Kids Jokes - Scout Life Think & Grin Jokes

Arhan: How does NASA organize a party?
Rohan: Tell me.
Arhan: They planet.

Joke by Arhan S., Sanford, Florida
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JAMES: What’s a lawyer’s favorite outfit?
SARA: I’m not sure.
JAMES: A lawsuit.

Joke by James H., Buffalo, New York
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TIMOTHY: How do you put Pikachu on the bus?
OLIVER: How?
TIMOTHY: You Pokémon.

Joke by Timothy Z., Portland, Oregon
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KAYLEN: How much space should you give fungi?
KAYLA: I’m stumped.
KAYLEN: As mushroom as possible.

Joke by Kaylen N., Mercer Island, Washington
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PETER: Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
JOAN: I don’t know.
PETER: Because every play has a cast.

Joke by Peter D., San Mateo, California
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First Scout: Have you ever seen Sasquatch?
Second Scout: Not Yeti!

Joke by Christopher B., Chandler, Arizona
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LOUIE: Why don’t mummies go camping?
JADE: Tell me.
LOUIE: Because they’re afraid to unwind when they relax.

Joke by Louie A., Levittown, New York
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Aiden: Why was Cinderella bad at soccer?
Alythia: I don’t know.
Aiden: Because she ran away from the ball.

Joke by Aiden R., Arkansas Pass, Texas
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MARIANO: What’s a frog’s favorite drink?
HALEY: I’m not sure.
MARIANO: Croak-a-cola.

Joke by Mariano A., Lincoln, Nebraska
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Brody: Knock, knock.
Henry: Who’s there?
Brody: Cash.
Henry: Cash, who?
Brody: No, thanks,but I’ll have a peanut.

Joke by Brody B., Mazeppa, Minnesota
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ENZO: What do you call a fairy tale made by a giraffe?
EMILY: What?
ENZO: A tall tale.

Joke by Enzo S., Redondo Beach, California
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DOMINIK: What did the tree put on its lips?
GREG: I’m stumped.
DOMINIK: Sap stick.

Joke by Dominik W., Bozeman, Montana
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KUSH: Knock, knock.
AVERY: Who’s there?
KUSH: Ben.
AVERY: Ben, who?
KUSH: Ben knocking so long that my hand hurts. Let me in, already!

Joke by Kush R., Baker, Oregon
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Alastair: What’s the leading cause of dry skin?
Matilda: Tell me.
Alastair: Towels.

Joke by Alastair M., Dallas, Texas
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ALLISON: Why did the marshmallow cross the road?
BILL: Why?
ALLISON: It knew there was s’more to life.

Joke by Allison D., Sammamish, Washington
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Andy: What’s worse than having a worm in your apple?
Tom: No idea.
Andy: Having half a worm in your apple.

Joke by Bradley C., Carlisle, Pennsylvania
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MAN: Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.
WAITER: Yessir, it’s fresh ground.

Joke by Chas K., Appleton, Wisconsin
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London: Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Roman: Not sure.
London: Because it was stuffed.

Joke by London C., Shelby, North Carolina
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A punny book: "Fatherly Advice" by Buck L. Upson.

Joke by Aaron and Andrew M., Redondo Beach, California
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KATHRYN: What did the moon say to calm the sun when it feared the eclipse?
TANYA: I don’t know.
KATHRYN: “Don’t worry. I’ve got you covered.”

Joke by Kathryn N., East Brunswick, New Jersey
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JOSH: Want to hear my construction joke?
JADE: Sure!
JOSH: Sorry, I’m still working on it.

Joke by Josh K., Smithfield, Rhode Island
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TAYLOR: What do mermaids wash their fins with?
PEYTON: I’m stumped.
TAYLOR: Tide.

Joke by Taylor E., Tempe, Arizona
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Robin: How do trees access the internet?
Jaden: Tell me.
Robin: They log in.

Joke by Robin W., San Jose, California
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CHRISTOPHER: What did the detective say when he couldn’t crack the case?
MARCUS: I haven’t the foggiest clue.
CHRISTOPHER: Wow. That’s right!

Joke by Christopher M., Cleveland Heights, Ohio
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Henry: Why did the Scout bring a ladder to the game?
Mandy: Why?
Henry: Because he heard the stakes were high.

Joke by Henry N., Independence, Minnesota
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