6,000 Funny Kids Jokes - Scout Life Think & Grin Jokes

Pedro: How do you make a raspberry jam?

Ordep: I don't know. How?

Pedro: Easy! Just give it musical instruments!

Joke by Bryce M., Madison, Wis.
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A book never written: "Vacations Are So Expensive" by Seymour Forless.

Joke by Sean K., Arlington Heights, Ill.
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Ivan: Why did Mickey Mouse go into outer space?

Devin: Why?

Ivan: To see Pluto.

Joke by Ivan F., Walnut Park, Calif.
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A book never written: "I'm So Greedy" by Jenna Russ.

Joke by Brent G., Reno, Nev.
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Tom Swiftie: "I hate sewing," Tom fabricated.

Joke by Patrick N., Folsom, Calif.
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Evan: How does the man on the moon get his hair cut?

Kevin: How?

Evan: Eclipse it!

Joke by Evan G., Sartell, Minn.
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A book never written: "My Life as a Japanese Warrior" by Sam A. Rye.

Joke by Dan S., North Caldwell, N.J.
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Justin: How did Minnie Mouse save Mickey from drowning?

Jay: How?

Justin: She gave him mouse-to-mouse resuscitation.

Joke by Justin T., Los Angeles, Calif.
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Sean: What's a frog's favorite drink?

John: What?

Sean: Croak-a-Cola!

Joke by Sean H., Farmington, N.M.
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A book never written: "Where to Find Wildebeests" by Sara N. Getti.

Joke by James W., May, Idaho
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Will: I know someone who can talk just like an owl.

Randy: Who?

Will: Now I know two.

Joke by Will D., Bozeman, Mont.
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Jared: Why did the strawberry cross the road?

Bob: Why?

Jared: Because its mother was in a jam.

Joke by Jared S., Fortville, Ind.
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Christian: What did one elevator say to the other?

Christine: What?

Christian: "I think I'm coming down with something!"

Joke by Christian K., Visalia, Calif.
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Adam: What did the tree that had been chopped down say to the other tree after it asked him a question?

Brian: "I'm stumped!"

Joke by Adam K., Homewood, Ill.
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A book never written: "How to Protect Your Privacy" by B.Z. Boddy.

Joke by Stephen S., Stony Brook, N.Y.
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Jake: What has keys but doesn't open anything?

Blake: I give up.

Jake: A piano!

Joke by Jacob M., Savannah, Ga.
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Dexter: What does an artificial snow machine make?

Tucker: What?

Dexter: Snow fakes!

Joke by Nathan H., Austin, Tex.
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Two Scouts camping in their backyard wanted to know the time, so they started singing at the top of their lungs. Then one of their neighbors threw open his window and yelled, "Cut the noise! Don't you know it's 3 o'clock in the morning?"

Joke by Michael B., Varysburg, N.Y.
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Eric: What do you call a traveling flea?

Derek: What?

Eric: An itch-hiker.

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A book never written: "Bad Hair Days" by Bobby Pin.

Joke by Nick P., Mount Clemens, Mich.
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Zach: What happened when red crashed into purple?

Tyler: I don't know. What?

Zach: They were marooned!

Joke by Zach L.
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Derek: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Mac: What?

Derek: Frostbite.

Joke by Derek G., Monroe, Ohio
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Pee Wee: If there are five flies in the kitchen, which one is the football player?

Chubb: I don't know.

Pee Wee: The one in the sugar bowl.

Joke by Luis V., Belleview, Fla.
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Ryan: Why did you chop the joke book in half?

John: Mom said to cut the comedy.

Joke by John C., Granbury, Tex.
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Jake: What happens when the fog lifts in Los Angeles, Calif.?

Jeff: I don't know. What?

Jake: UCLA!

Joke by Alicia and Jonas E., East Islip, N.Y.
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