6,000 Funny Kids Jokes - Scout Life Think & Grin Jokes

Tom Swiftie: "I didn't eat ALL the lamb chops," Tom said sheepishly.

Joke by Seth C., Denton, Tex.
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Jim: Knock, knock.

Jeff: Who's there?

Jim: Beehive.

Jeff: Beehive, who?

Jim: Beehive nicely and open the door!

Joke by Jefferson W., Simsbury, Conn.
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Quincy: How long does it take for a gymnast to get to class?

Andrew: A split second.

Joke by Nicholas L., Lynbrook, N.Y.
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Daffynition: Polarize—What penguins see with.

Joke by Mike H., Senatobia, Miss.
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A book never written: "Orienteering for Dummies" by Lawson D. Woods.

Joke by Roy M., Franklin, Ky.
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Billy: What did the man say to his dead robot?

Bob: What?

Billy: "Rust in peace."

Joke by Neil S., Sunriver, Ore.
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Wes: What happened when the shoe salesman did a bad job at work?

Sky: Umm.…What?

Wes: The boss gave him the boot!

Joke by Wesley J., St. George, Utah
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Daffynition: Delighted—When you need to call an electrician.

Joke by Andrew P., Houston, Tex.
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Tim: Why don't you play golf with Jeff anymore?

Tom: Would you like to play with a guy who moves the ball when you're not looking, changes your score and cheats all the time?

Tim: Nope.

Tom: Neither did he.

Joke by Caleb L., Hagerstown, Ind.
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Tom Swiftie: "I like your bracelet," Tom said charmingly.

Joke by Tristan P., Yorba Linda, Calif.
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A book never written: "How to Break Out of Jail" by Al Catraz.

Joke by Willie C., Citrus Heights, Calif.
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Two pigeons are sitting on top of a car dealership. The first pigeon says to the second one, "Let's go put a deposit on one of those new cars!"

Joke by Dan W., Chesapeake, Va.
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A book never written: "How to Stay Debt Free" by Bill O. Verdue.

Joke by Amy B., Colorado Springs, Colo.
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Kaleb: How can you help a starving cannibal?

Kayla: How?

Kaleb: Give him a hand!

Joke by Kaleb R., Morganton, N.C.
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A book never written: "The Complete Guide to Door Opening" by Al Gettit.

Joke by Thomas W., Waunakee, Wis.
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Pilot: Do you know what the propeller does?

Scout: It provides thrust for the plane to fly.

Pilot: Actually, it keeps the pilot cool. If it stops, you'll see me sweating.

Joke by Alan B., Milpitas, Calif.
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Austin: What did St. Peter and St. Paul use to cut down a tree?

Hunter: What?

Austin: The Ax of the Apostles.

Joke by Austin H., Santa Barbara, Calif.
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A book never written: "I Have a Toothache" by Phil McCavity.

Joke by Ben M., Chariton, Iowa
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Bill: What do you call a 200-year-old buffalo?

Bofur: I don't know.

Bill: A BISON-tennial.

Joke by Ed S., Deer Trail, Colo.
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General: Why hasn't this rocket been shot into space yet?

Scientist: The crew is on launch break.

Joke by John M., Beaumont, Tex.
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A book never written: "Helping the Environment" by Paul Lute.

Joke by David M., Milford, Mich.
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Ross: Why was Pedro spreading peanut butter on the road?

Blake: Why?

Ross: To go with the traffic jam!

Joke by Ross R., Coppell, Tex.
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Warped Wiseman wonders: "Why is a doctor's job called a 'practice'?"

Joke by Kevin F., Honeoye Falls, N.Y.
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Bob: What did the chessmaster say when he wanted his friend to look at something?
Nob: What?
Bob: "CHECK this out, MATE."

Joke by Wilhelm B., Clarksville, Tenn.
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Joe: Why did the patient laugh after his operation?

Moe: I don't know. Why?

Joe: Because the doctor had him in stitches.

Joke by Stephen C., Salem, Va.
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