6,000 Funny Kids Jokes - Scout Life Think & Grin Jokes

A book never written: "My Life as a Japanese Warrior" by Sam A. Rye.

Joke by Dan S., North Caldwell, N.J.
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Justin: How did Minnie Mouse save Mickey from drowning?

Jay: How?

Justin: She gave him mouse-to-mouse resuscitation.

Joke by Justin T., Los Angeles, Calif.
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Sean: What's a frog's favorite drink?

John: What?

Sean: Croak-a-Cola!

Joke by Sean H., Farmington, N.M.
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A book never written: "Where to Find Wildebeests" by Sara N. Getti.

Joke by James W., May, Idaho
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Will: I know someone who can talk just like an owl.

Randy: Who?

Will: Now I know two.

Joke by Will D., Bozeman, Mont.
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Jared: Why did the strawberry cross the road?

Bob: Why?

Jared: Because its mother was in a jam.

Joke by Jared S., Fortville, Ind.
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Christian: What did one elevator say to the other?

Christine: What?

Christian: "I think I'm coming down with something!"

Joke by Christian K., Visalia, Calif.
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Adam: What did the tree that had been chopped down say to the other tree after it asked him a question?

Brian: "I'm stumped!"

Joke by Adam K., Homewood, Ill.
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A book never written: "How to Protect Your Privacy" by B.Z. Boddy.

Joke by Stephen S., Stony Brook, N.Y.
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Jake: What has keys but doesn't open anything?

Blake: I give up.

Jake: A piano!

Joke by Jacob M., Savannah, Ga.
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Dexter: What does an artificial snow machine make?

Tucker: What?

Dexter: Snow fakes!

Joke by Nathan H., Austin, Tex.
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Two Scouts camping in their backyard wanted to know the time, so they started singing at the top of their lungs. Then one of their neighbors threw open his window and yelled, "Cut the noise! Don't you know it's 3 o'clock in the morning?"

Joke by Michael B., Varysburg, N.Y.
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Eric: What do you call a traveling flea?

Derek: What?

Eric: An itch-hiker.

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A book never written: "Bad Hair Days" by Bobby Pin.

Joke by Nick P., Mount Clemens, Mich.
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Zach: What happened when red crashed into purple?

Tyler: I don't know. What?

Zach: They were marooned!

Joke by Zach L.
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Derek: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Mac: What?

Derek: Frostbite.

Joke by Derek G., Monroe, Ohio
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Pee Wee: If there are five flies in the kitchen, which one is the football player?

Chubb: I don't know.

Pee Wee: The one in the sugar bowl.

Joke by Luis V., Belleview, Fla.
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Ryan: Why did you chop the joke book in half?

John: Mom said to cut the comedy.

Joke by John C., Granbury, Tex.
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Jake: What happens when the fog lifts in Los Angeles, Calif.?

Jeff: I don't know. What?

Jake: UCLA!

Joke by Alicia and Jonas E., East Islip, N.Y.
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A book never written: "The Art of Spying" by S. P. Nodge.

Joke by J. Philip B., Dallas, GA.
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Shane: Why did the apple go out with the fig?

Rachel: Why?

Shane: Because it couldn't find a date.

Joke by Shane W., Huntington Beach, Calif.
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Jim: Why did the lazy man want a job in the bakery?

Henry: Why?

Jim: He wanted to loaf around.

Joke by Josh D., Schnecksville, Pa.
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Joshua: Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

Timothy: Why?

Joshua: Because it takes them a long time to swallow their pride.

Joke by Joshua and Timothy T., Cheltenham, Pa.
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Bill: What do you call someone who is allergic to water?

Jill: What?

Bill: Dirty.

Joke by Zach O., Greenfield, Mass.
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Trent: What did the dog say to the bone?

Jacob: What?

Trent: "Nice gnawing you!"

Joke by Trenton S., Salt Lake City, Utah
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