6,000 Funny Kids Jokes - Scout Life Think & Grin Jokes

A book never written: "Live Long" by Diane Perish.

Joke by Ari F., Los Angeles, Calif.
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Justin: What do you call two banana peels?

Dustin: I give up. What?

Justin: A pair of slippers.

Joke by Drew L., Troy, Ohio
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A book never written: "The Olympic Trials" by Willy Qualify.

Joke by Will R., Littleton, Colo.
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A sailor walks into a pub and sits down. The man sitting next to him is a pirate who has a pegleg, a hook and an eyepatch. The sailor asks him how he got them. The pirate says, "I got the pegleg when my real leg was chewed off by a shark. The hook, I got when my hand was cut off in battle. The eyepatch came when something was in my eye and I wasn't used to the hook yet."

Joke by Alexander N., Houston, Tex.
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Zane: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Cindy: I don't know.
Zane: A gummy bear.

Joke by Tyler H., Lubbock, Tex.
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A book never written: "Avoiding Valentine's Day" by I.M.N. Love.

Joke by Josh G., Portland, Ore.
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Sherlock Holmes walks onto a crime scene. Watson says, "It appears that the criminal's shoes left behind some form of mineral. What do you make of it, Holmes?"

"Sedimentary, my dear Watson!"

Joke by Grant W., Marietta, GA.
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William: What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
David: What?
William: Do you smell carrots?

Joke by William W., Shapleigh, Me.
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A book never written: "How to Be a Great Pilot" by Mae Day.

Joke by Shawn G., Arvada, Colo.
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Paul: Knock, knock

Lynn: Who's there?

Paul: Juicy.

Lynn: Juicy, who?

Paul: Juicy who threw that snowball at me?

Joke by Ameen M., Mililani, Hawaii
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Tom Swiftie: "Where's my food?" Tom stewed.

Joke by Tyler B., Suwanee, Ga.
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A book never written: "Quit It!" by Ima Noyin.

Joke by Michael K., Eden Prairie, Minn.
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Julie: What kind of music do teachers listen to?

Virgil: CLASSical.

Julie: How about geologists?

Virgil: Rock.

Julie: And kangaroos?

Virgil: Hip hop.

Joke by Julie D., Whitehall, Wis.
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Joe: What do tightrope walkers eat?

Bo: What?

Joe: A balanced diet.

Joke by Joe M., Hamburg, Pa.
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Tom Swiftie: "I got squished by a board," Tom said flatly.

Joke by Jacob W., Chesapeake, Va.
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Sterling: What was the name of the badminton horror movie?

Patrick: What?

Sterling: "The Birdies."

Joke by Sterling S., Houston, Tex.
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Jack: Did you see the cereal box and fruit punch?

Joe: Now that's a food fight.

Joke by Ursus F., Newville, Pa.
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David: What's a pickle's favorite instrument?

Tanner: I've got no clue.

David: A pickle-o!

Joke by Tyler S., Cottage Grove, Wis.
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The secretary found a confused engineer standing in front of the shredder, trying to figure out how it worked. So the secretary offered to help and inserted the papers into the shredder. After pausing for a moment, the engineer asked, "Where do the copies come out?"

Joke by Jenny B., Milpitas, Calif.
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Pedro: How do you make a raspberry jam?

Ordep: I don't know. How?

Pedro: Easy! Just give it musical instruments!

Joke by Bryce M., Madison, Wis.
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A book never written: "Vacations Are So Expensive" by Seymour Forless.

Joke by Sean K., Arlington Heights, Ill.
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Ivan: Why did Mickey Mouse go into outer space?

Devin: Why?

Ivan: To see Pluto.

Joke by Ivan F., Walnut Park, Calif.
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A book never written: "I'm So Greedy" by Jenna Russ.

Joke by Brent G., Reno, Nev.
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Tom Swiftie: "I hate sewing," Tom fabricated.

Joke by Patrick N., Folsom, Calif.
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Evan: How does the man on the moon get his hair cut?

Kevin: How?

Evan: Eclipse it!

Joke by Evan G., Sartell, Minn.
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