6,000 Funny Kids Jokes - Scout Life Think & Grin Jokes

Bob: Do you know where Engagement, Ohio, is?

Rob: I don't know. Where?

Bob: In between Dayton and Marion.

Joke by Evan W., Swanton, Ohio
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Tom Swiftie: "I heard a mouse!" Tom squeaked.

Joke by Amanda M., Springfield, Mo.
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Ben: Do you wanna hear the joke about a skunk?

Glen: No, it stinks.

Ben: How about the one about a cookie?

Glen: It's crummy.

Joke by Benjamin A., Memphis, Tenn.
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A book never written: "Japanese Cartoons" by Anna May.

Joke by Mahi F., Plantation, Fla.
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A farmer was milking his cow one day when a fly came in the barn.

It flew around and then went right into the cow's ear.

A few minutes later, the farmer looked in the bucket of milk and saw the fly.

He said, "That fly went in one ear and came out the udder!"

Joke by Kyle W., Saratoga, Calif.
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A book never written: "I Hate Wild Horses" by Buck N. Bronco.

Joke by Axel R., Chester, N.H.
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Teacher: Why can't you work in an orange juice factory?

Student: I don't know. Why?

Teacher: Because you can't concentrate!

Joke by Caleb S., Mount Vernon, Mo.
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A man was recovering from minor surgery when a nurse walked in and asked, "How are you feeling?"

"Good," the man replied. "But the surgeon said a four-letter word that really bothered me."

"What did he say?" the nurse asked.

"Oops!"

Joke by Jake M., Tucson, Ariz.
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Tyler: How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

Ryan: A buccaneer.

Joke by Tyler S., Pleasant Grove, Utah
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Teacher: Please use the word "ointment" in a sentence.

Johnny: Yes, ma'am. "The cow that said ointment moo."

Joke by Kevin F.
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Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, "Congratulations! You're the father of twins."

"That's odd," answers the man. "I work for the Minnesota Twins!"

A nurse says to the second guy, "Congratulations! You're the father of triplets!"

"That's weird," answers the second man. "I work for the 3M company!"

A nurse tells the third man, "Congratulations! You're the father of quadruplets!"

"That's strange," he answers. "I work for the Four Seasons hotel!"

The last man is groaning and banging his head against the wall. "What's wrong?" the others ask.

"I work for 7 Up!"

Joke by Daniel C., Urbana, Ill.
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Andrew: Why was the ocean so embarrassed?

Ace: Why?

Andrew: Everyone could see its bottom.

Joke by Andrew Y., Taipei, Taiwan
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Did you hear about the giant with a nosebleed? It was all over town.

Joke by Joshua L., Philadelphia, Pa.
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Tom Swiftie: "You broke my rubber band!" Tom snapped.

Joke by Treyton M., Cove, Ore.
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Kenny: What's the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?

Tommy: I don't have a clue.

Kenny: Outlaws are wanted!

Joke by Andy W., West Chester, Pa.
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Daffynition: Undercover—Where you go when you're scared.

Joke by Michael T., Arlington, Mass.
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Alex: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Michael: Why?

Alex: To get some eggs-ercise!

Joke by Alex L., East Troy, Wis.
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Nate: What did the flyswatter say to the fly?

Will: What?

Nate: I bet you don't have enough guts to do that a second time!

Joke by Nathan L., Oakland, Neb.
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A book never written: "How to Survive a Swarm of Mosquitoes" by Ethan A. Live.

Joke by William H., Tallahassee, Fla.
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Michael: Knock, knock.

Alex: Who's there?

Michael: Dishes.

Alex: Dishes, who?

Michael: Dishes your friend—open the door!

Joke by Michael L., East Troy, Wis.
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Zac: Why is your dog scratching?

Alan: We just got back from shopping.

Zac: What does that have to do with an itchy dog?

Alan: We went to the flea market.

Joke by Collin S., Traverse City, Mich.
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A book never written: "How to Parachute Without the Parachute" by Imin Payne.

Joke by Lorenzo P., Pasadena, Calif.
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Rob: How do frogs handle stress?

Bob: How?

Rob: When something bugs them, they just eat it.

Joke by Kyle F., Chesterfield, Mo.
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Justin: What's the Big Bad Wolf's favorite breakfast?

Paul: Beats me!

Justin: Pigs in a blanket.