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A book never written: "Checking Your Homework" by R.U. Wright.

Joke by Reese O., Albuquerque, N.M.
2 comments

Matt: Knock, knock.

Mark: Who's there?

Matt: Annie.

Mark: Annie, who?

Matt: Annie body home?

Joke by Matthew S., Mandeville, La.
4 comments

Daffynition: Campers—Nature's way of feeding mosquitoes.

Joke by C.J. B., Flint, Mich.
54 comments

A book never written: "All About Woodwind Instruments" by Clara Net.

Joke by Matt G., Madera, Calif.
5 comments

Keith: What do you call an arrow with no tip?

Karl: What?

Keith: Pointless!

Joke by Keith A., Springfield, Ohio
2 comments

Joe: Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

Bob: Tell me.

Joe: You might press your luck!

Joke by Eric H., San Diego, Calif.
3 comments

A book never written: "How to Clean Your Room" by Phil Thee.

Joke by Thomas H., Louisville, KY.
6 comments

Two inexperienced hunters were hunting in the woods. Before long, they got lost.

"Don't worry," said the first hunter. "I heard that if you're lost, you fire three shots in the air so somebody will hear you."

They fired three shots in the air and waited. A half-hour later they tried it again, and still no one heard them. Finally, they decided to try it a third time.



"This better work," said the second hunter. "These are our last arrows."

Joke by Anthony M., Edison, N.J.
112 comments

Lady: So, this is one of those hideous disgraces you call modern art?

Museum guard: No, madam. That's called a mirror!

Joke by Bradley M., Raymond, Me.
12 comments

A book never written: "How to Keep Your Hair Dark" by Harris White.

Joke by Kevin A., St. Louis, Mo.
2 comments

A little boy and his mom get back from the grocery store, and the boy carries in his box of animal crackers while his mom does the rest. When his mom comes in with the last bag, she sees animal crackers strewn all over the table.



"What are you doing?" his mom asks.



"The bag says, 'Do not eat if seal is broken,'" he explains. "I'm looking for the seal."

Joke by Kylie W., Bay City, Mich.
61 comments

Joe: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Bob: Why?

Joe: To get Time magazine.

Bob: I don't get it.

Joe: Neither do I. I get Boys' Life!

Joke by Clayton P., Pleasant Hill, Calif.
7 comments

A book never written: "How to Annoy Your Brother" by Barb E. Dahl.

Joke by Matthew B., Broadview Heights, Ohio
41 comments

Bob: What's the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer?

Larry: You got me—what?

Bob: The bad golfer goes, "Whack! Dang!" and the bad skydiver goes, "Dang! Whack!"

Joke by Jacob S., Orlando, Fla.
109 comments

Connor: Did you hear about the potter who lost his job?

Connie: No.

Connor: Yeah, he was fired at the kiln.

Joke by Connor N., Tuscaloosa, Ala.
4 comments

Maisi: Knock, knock.

Daisy: Who's there?

Maisi: Land.

Daisy: Land, who?

Maisi: No, land ho!

Joke by Maisi B., Haines, Alaska
2 comments

A book never written: "Of Course It's Real" by Holly Graham.

Joke by Emily P., Old Lyme, Conn.
2 comments

Nurse: The Invisible Man would like to speak with you.

Doctor: Tell him I can't see him now.

Joke by Brock H., Starkville, Miss.
1 comments

Max: Why did the crazy sailor bring a bar of soap with him when his ship sank?

Joe: Why?

Max:  Because he thought he would wash to shore!

Joke by Michael B., Varysburg, N.Y.
2 comments

Tom Swiftie: "A storm is coming!" Tom thundered.

Joke by Tommy W., Decatur, Ga.
1 comments

Did you hear about those new corduroy pillows?



They're making headlines.

Joke by Mabry G., Memphis, Tenn.
0 comments

Jim: Why is a room full of married couples empty?

Sam: Why?

Jim: Because there isn't a single person in it.

Joke by Marvin B., Orem, Utah
3 comments

A book never written: "How to Make Doughnuts" by Chris P. Kreem.

Joke by Alex O., Cypress, Calif.
7 comments

Colin: What do fish watch on the news?

Mark: What?

Colin: Current events.

Joke by Colin M., Wilmette, Ill.
1 comments

Graham: What do you get when you cross a crying baby with an octopus?

Brad: What?

Graham: An octofuss.

Joke by Graham B., Greensboro, N.C.
1 comments

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