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A guy walks into a store and asks the clerk, "What's that?"

The attendant says, "It's a thermos."

"A thermos? What does it do?"

"It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."

"Oh, wow! I'll take one back and show the boys."

So the guy buys the thermos and returns home to share his discovery.

His friends ask him, "What's that you got there?"

"A thermos!"

"A thermos? What's it do?"

"It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold!"

"Really? Whatcha got in there?"

"Two cups of coffee and a popsicle."

Joke by Trent F., Overland Park, Kan.
23 comments

A police officer stops a car going 75 when the speed limit is 65. The officer asks the man driving if he realizes he was speeding.

The man replies, "Look right there -- that sign says the speed limit is 75."

The officer explains that that's the highway number, not the speed limit. As he says this, he looks in the back of the car and sees an elderly woman breathing very heavily.

The officer asks her if she's O.K., and she says, "Yes, we just got off of Highway 155."

Joke by Samuel E., Coweta, Okla.
195 comments