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John: How did the grizzly catch the fish?
Pedro: How?
John: With his bear hands. 

Joke by William L., Magnolia, Texas
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A PUNNY BOOK: "Runny Noses" by Al R. Gees.

Joke by Ian B., Brighton, Pennsylvania
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BRADLEY: What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down?
JAMES: What?
BRADLEY: It gets toad!

Joke by Bradley G., Royersford, Pennsylvania
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SARAH LYNN: What do you do with a blue monster?
DAN: I don’t know.
SARAH LYNN: You cheer it up!

Joke by Sarah R., Raleigh, North Carolina
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LUKE: Which superhero hits the most home runs?
MOM: Which one?
LUKE: Batman.

Joke by Veronica T., Glenview, Illinois
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Student: Teacher, would you lecture me for something I didn’t do?
Teacher:
Of course not. Why?
Student:
Well, I didn’t do my homework.

Joke by Cameron G., Redwood City, California
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A MAN AT A BASEBALL GAME wondered why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger.
Then it hit him.

Joke by Colin H., Ellicott City, Maryland 
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JAKE: Where do you find flying rabbits?
JAYDEN: Where?
JAKE: The Hare Force.

Joke by Jake C., New Hyde Park, New York
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Joe: Knock, knock.
Troy: Who’s there?
Joe: Mikey.
Troy: Mikey, who?
Joe: Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole.

Joke by Joe M., Bloomington, Illinois
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DAD: May I see your report card?
SON: I don’t have it.
DAD: Why not?
SON: I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents.

Joke by Ryan M., Norristown, Pennsylvania 
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A PUNNY BOOK: "Making the Team" by Ross Terr. 

Joke by John P., Supply, Virginia
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ANDREW: What is the best season to use a trampoline?
XANDER: What?
ANDREW: Spring.

Joke by Andrew S. , South Ogden, Utah
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JOEY: Did you hear about the guy who dreamt he was a muffler?
ROSS: No. What happened?
JOEY: He woke up exhausted.

Joke by Joey V., Capac, Michigan
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HUCK: Are you in Cub Scouts?
XAVIER: Yes. I’m a kindergartner.
HUCK: You’re too young to be a Scout.
XAVIER: You think I’m Lion?

Joke by Xavier D., Huntingtown, Maryland
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Ryen: What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
Bill: Tell me.
Ryen: One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.

Joke by Ryen H., Wenatchee, Washington
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Wesley: What did Obi-Wan say at the rodeo?
Ethan: Tell me.
Wesley: “Use the horse, Luke!”

Joke by Wesley L., Miami, Arizona
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Alex: What do you call a fish that won’t stop talking?
Danielle: No idea.
Alex: A big-mouth bass.

Joke by Alex S., Racine, Wisconsin
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A PUNNY BOOK: "Indoor Sports" by Jim Nasium.

Joke by Jake S., Lockport, New York
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ALEX: I don’t trust these stairs.
JAMES: Why not?
ALEX: It seems like they’re always up to something.

Joke by Alex G., Austin, Texas 
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JEREMY: How do fish get from place to place while playing golf?
ANDY: I don’t know. How?
JEREMY: By golf carp!

Joke by Aaron C., Fayetteville, North Carolina
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A punny book: Batman’s Greatest Enemy" by Joe Kerr.

Joke by Daniel K., Needham, Massachusetts
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Jeremy: Why do chicken coops have only two doors?
Will: Why?
Jeremy: If they had four, they would be chicken sedans.

Joke by Jeremy B., Lynchburg, Ohio
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CALVIN: Why couldn’t the flower ride its bike to school?
GEORGE: I don’t know; why not?
CALVIN: Its petals were broken.

Joke by Calvin O., Gilbert, Arizona
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Doug: What do you get when you cross elephants with fish?
Darrell: I don’t know.
Doug: Swimming trunks.

Joke by Doug B., Sharpsville, Indiana
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TOBY: What did the seaweed say to its customer?
KEITH: What?
TOBY: “How can I kelp you?”

Joke by Toby G., Redwood City, California
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