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Spencer: What did Tennessee?
Tammy: Tell me.
Spencer: The same thing Arkansas.

Joke by Spencer G., Avon, Connecticut
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JEREMY: What did the horse say after it tripped?
ANDY: What?
JEREMY: “Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!”

Joke by Jeremy B., Lynchburg, Ohio
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Cameron: What fills up a room but takes up no space?
Robin: What?
Cameron: Light.

Joke by Cameron V., Raleigh, North Carolina 
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ALLEN: Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
NEAL: I don’t know. Why?
ALLEN: Because they have their own scales!

Joke by Ashwin B., Morris Plains, New Jersey 
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DAFFYNITION: "Fishing dock" — A surgeon on vacation.

Joke by Scout the Maileagle 
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Dhruv: Why was the obtuse angle always upset?
Max: Why?
Dhruv: It was never right.

Joke by Dhruv K., Redmond, Washington 
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SAM: Why couldn’t the student finish the geometry problem?
RUTH: Why?
SAM: She needed to look at it from a different angle.

Joke by Tyler A., Lakewood, Washington
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RAMIRO: What do you call a pig playing tug-of-war?
JEREMY: What?
RAMIRO: Pulled pork.

Joke by Ramiro S., Des Plaines, Illinois
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STEVIE: What kind of shoes do mice wear?
JOHNNIE: What kind?
STEVIE: Squeakers.

Joke by John D., Johnstown, Pennsylvania
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JULIUS: Why was the apple so lonely?
WINSTON: Why?
JULIUS: Because the banana split.

Joke by Julius G., Brooklyn, New York
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Superboy: Why did Batman and Robin quit going fishing together?
Jude: Why?
Superboy: Because Robin ate all the worms!

Joke by Keersten H., Naperville, Illinois
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NATHAN: What kind of pajamas does a storm cloud wear?
SEAN: I have no idea.
NATHAN: Thunderwear.

Joke by Nathan T., Shippensburg, Pennsylvania
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AARON: Why did the scuba divers start laughing when they got near the coral reefs?
KAYLEE: Why?
AARON: They saw a clownfish.

Joke by Aaron B., Fremont, California
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Emory: What do you call a swatting fly?
Faith: No idea.
Emory: A flyswatter.

Joke by Emory M., Monterey, Indiana
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Zachary: Why don’t we play cards in the jungle?
Sam: Why?
Zachary: Because there are too many cheetahs.

Joke by Zachary D., Missouri City, Texas
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GABRIEL: Which month is a tree’s least favorite?
MICHAH: Which one?
GABRIEL: Sep-timber.

Joke by Gabriel W., Wasilla, Alaska 
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Alex: What do you call a penguin in the Sahara Desert?
Dhriti: What?
Alex: Confused.

Joke by Alex Y., Spring Grove, Illinois
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EVERETT: What’s a plant’s most encouraging phrase?
CLAIRE: I’m clueless.
EVERETT: “I’m rooting for you.”

Joke by Everett W., Brenham, Texas
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MOLLY: Dad, I’m afraid for the calendar.
DAD: Why?
MOLLY: Its days are numbered. 

Joke by Molly M., Shalimar, Florida
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Victor: What’s the best way to throw a birthday party on Mars?
Gary: What?
Victor: You planet.

Joke by Victor H. , Carle Place, New York
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OREN: What do you get when you cross a river and a stream?
TYLER: I’m stumped.
OREN: Wet feet. 

Joke by Oren S., Arvada, Colorado
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A PUNNY BOOK: "Being Prepared" by Justin Case.

Joke by Evan M., Carmel, Indiana
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ALEX: Why are elevator jokes so good?
DHRITI: Why?
ALEX: Because they work on so many levels.

Joke by Alex Y., Spring Grove, Illinois 
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Leland: Knock, knock.
Silas: Who’s there?
Leland: Figs.
Silas: Figs, who?
Leland: Figs the doorbell. I’ve been knocking forever.

Joke by Leland B., Lanesville, Indiana
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MARIANO: What kind of music do pilgrims like?
NATE: I’m not sure.
MARIANO: Rock. 

Joke by Mariano A., Lincoln, Nebraska
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