Butler: What is the best way to get breakfast in bed?
Servant: What?
Butler: Sleep in the kitchen!
Joke submitted by Matthew S., Wallace, W.Va.





Butler: What is the best way to get breakfast in bed?
Servant: What?
Butler: Sleep in the kitchen!
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That sounds uncomfortable.
Isabella betted Jon that she could jump over the house. How did she win the bet?
Houses can’t jump
HAHA! I love you joke!