Griffin: What did the carrot say when the onion told a sad story?
Ben: What?
Griffin: “Stop! You’re making me cry!”
Joke submitted by Griffin M., Issaquah, Wash.





Griffin: What did the carrot say when the onion told a sad story?
Ben: What?
Griffin: “Stop! You’re making me cry!”
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That was actually pretty funny!
stop!u r making me cry!
i don’t get it