Peter: What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?
Ted: What?
Peter: A teacher says, “Spit out that gum!” and a train says, “Chew! Chew!”
The difference between a teacher and a train.
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Joke submitted by Ted S., Lisle, Ill.
Loading...Peter: What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?
Ted: What?
Peter: A teacher says, “Spit out that gum!” and a train says, “Chew! Chew!”
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old, but funny
Funny. Am I first?
no
That is funny.
LOL 🙂
funny
That is funny really funny
nice
would make my teacher laugh and it is funny
Teachers say spit that gum out and the train choo choo
good job (claps)
SO funny love it
that’s on the choo choo bob show
funny
haha
It’s funny and would make my teacher laugh!!LOL