Peter: What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?
Ted: What?
Peter: A teacher says, “Spit out that gum!” and a train says, “Chew! Chew!”
Joke submitted by Ted S., Lisle, Ill.
Peter: What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?
Ted: What?
Peter: A teacher says, “Spit out that gum!” and a train says, “Chew! Chew!”
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old, but funny
Funny. Am I first?
no
That is funny.
LOL 🙂
funny
That is funny really funny
nice
would make my teacher laugh and it is funny
Teachers say spit that gum out and the train choo choo