Joe: What did the earthquake say to the judge when it was in court for destroying a city?
Bo: What?
Joe: “It was all my fault!”
The earthquake in court
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Joke submitted by Brian R., St. Charles, Ill.
Loading...Joe: What did the earthquake say to the judge when it was in court for destroying a city?
Bo: What?
Joe: “It was all my fault!”
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I thought the earthquake would say “That’s not my fault.”
As a Defence atorney was summing up the case for his client, the courthouse was rattled by a ten second earthquake. Seizing upon the quake he declared it was Divine support of his client’s innocence.
The Prosecutor in his summation remarked, I always thought that messages from the Divine came from above, not below.”