Joe: Why did the patient laugh after his operation?
Moe: I don’t know. Why?
Joe: Because the doctor had him in stitches.
Joke submitted by Stephen C., Salem, Va.
Joe: Why did the patient laugh after his operation?
Moe: I don’t know. Why?
Joe: Because the doctor had him in stitches.
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Had him in ‘stitches’, what does that mean? So if i cut myself and got stitches, i would be laughing? Well, gotta give you credit though for actually thinking of something.