Derek: What did the rug say to the floor?
Garrick: What?
Derek: “Don’t move—I’ve got you covered.”
Joke submitted by Derek W., Silver Cliff, Wis.
Derek: What did the rug say to the floor?
Garrick: What?
Derek: “Don’t move—I’ve got you covered.”
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That joke was so awesome!!!!!! I laughed for hours. I can’t wait to tell all of my friends at school!!!
dude it wasnt awesome. it is WAYYYYYY awesomer than any joke!!!
That Joke was good I guess
pretty good :]
It was okay I guess
It was aight