Three men are talking about what they want people to say about them after they die.
The first man says, “I want them to say, ‘He was a good man and he did a good job.’ ”
The second man says, “I want them to say, ‘He left behind a sweet little boy and a loving wife.’ ”
The third man says, “Those are nice, but I want them to say, ‘Look, he’s moving.’ “
hi entertaining
that one was good
seen that one elsewhere, not original. but still a good joke overall.
hehehe
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Good joke. I would like to be moving if i was dead too.
Thats funny!
funny very funny i gave it 5 stars!
good but not the best
And The punch line is????????????
LOL
i dont get it
its a 3 star
I don’t get it.
lol
I donot git.
I sort of get it it’s pretty good
If there were more stars, I would give it 1000,000,000
It was good id really like to move when im dead
LOL!!
um… I don’t get it 🙁
Oh!!! Now I know!!!! lol 🙂
Ya Its pretty funny
Thats funny!
not reassuring at all!!!!
I would want them to say the same thing! so funny!
that was funny LOL i think that was the best jke on there besides the one about the wives he he
Read it bfor but still good.
so bad… the living dead isn’t real!!
this one is ANCIENT
this one is bad
I dont get it, move?
HUH?
classic but dumb
Those who don’t get it, he means he doesn’t want to die.
Yeah. The third man has it right. I want people to say that when I die!
zombie-man!
ok it was ok
that man is a zombie!!
SCARY!!!!!!!
I heard that one differently but it was O.K.
i saw it in the magazine!
That’s pretty funny.
Awsome! i always want a zombei friend! East bay go dum! bay area!
great one for school
IM NOT A BOY BUT MY BRO GETS THEM [THE MAGS] AND I WAS SO BOARD I GOT ON.
Duh, who wouldn’t want to come back to life- no one wants to die! Freaky though!
Intriguing… I would like somone to say that at my funeral, too. Where can I get someone like that?
i don’t get it. 1 star.
Either this guy doesn’t wanna die or he wants to pull a prank from beyond the grave. Something to consider when it’s almost my time. Anyway, this joke is worth 4 1/2 stars to me.
he got hit by a bus
that would be weird if a dead guy moved!!!!
If a dead person was moving I wouldn’t say “Look, he’s moving!” I would say AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
i think the point is that it would make a up stir at the funeral……… if you didnt see it there was a video on yahoo about this
5 Stars !!!!!
4 1/2 stars
the guy is loco, Justin.
hahaaaa
5 stars! It is old, it has been circulating here for a while, and it has been in the magazine, but it still is good 🙂 😉
This is joke is pretty funny 🙂
i want them to say that 2
Thats really Funny made me laugh
Good!
lol dude
that is funny
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!;p
pretty good… not as good as “I condemn you to death!” on the best jokes list