Two elderly vultures decided to try migrating south— and do it by airplane. At the airport, an airline rep noticed two dead raccoons among their luggage.
“Care to check the raccoons through as luggage?” she asked.
“No, thanks. They’re carrion.”
Joke submitted by Nathaniel J. R., Statesville, N.C.
Two elderly vultures decided to try migrating south— and do it by airplane. At the airport, an airline rep noticed two dead raccoons among their luggage.
“Care to check the raccoons through as luggage?” she asked.
“No, thanks. They’re carrion.”
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