Tom Swiftie:
“I shot a cannon from the Revolutionary War!” Tom Boomed.
“Scout Life has amazing things on its pages!” Tom Flipped.
“Water tastes terrible!” Tom Gulped.
“Bobby looked at me meanly in class!” Tom Glared
Books never Written:
“Tips for Math” by Cal Q. Later
“How to use your phone” by Anne Droid
“Tips on paying off debt” by Owen A. Lot
“Boy Scout Tips” by Pat Troll
A Book Never Written: “Prehistoric Lizards”, by: Diane O. Saur
Gambling secrets by Bett T. Bunches
Tom Swiftie:
“I shot a cannon from the Revolutionary War!” Tom Boomed.
“Scout Life has amazing things on its pages!” Tom Flipped.
“Water tastes terrible!” Tom Gulped.
“Bobby looked at me meanly in class!” Tom Glared
Books never Written:
“Tips for Math” by Cal Q. Later
“How to use your phone” by Anne Droid
“Tips on paying off debt” by Owen A. Lot
“Boy Scout Tips” by Pat Troll
This is actually a amazingly good joke. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐