A vacuum cleaner salesman told a farmers wife, “Ma’am, if this doesn’t pick up every speck of dirt in your house, I’ll eat what’s left.”
The lady handed him a spoon and said, “O.K. We don’t have electricity.”
Joke submitted by Ted G., Kansas City, Mo.
A vacuum cleaner salesman told a farmers wife, “Ma’am, if this doesn’t pick up every speck of dirt in your house, I’ll eat what’s left.”
The lady handed him a spoon and said, “O.K. We don’t have electricity.”
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funny
What does dust taste like?????? 4 stars.
O.M.G so funny
PRETTY GOOD
good joke! i loved it like some good chicken soup!
i loved this joke. LOL
5 stars
dirt must taste good
tell me whats on the fllor? ha ha ha
Boy, he would need a lot of toothpaste afterward. 5 stars
Who knows what has been on the floor. If they have a dog there would be a lot of dirt and hair.
I so totally don’t get it.
Ha!! I needed a laugh.
brialliant!
very funny 4 stars
LOL 🙂 LOL 🙂
too Funny!!! feel bad 4 the salesman though. Oh well. His fault. He shoulda asked about the electricity! 😛
lol this is funny
i hope there wasnt an accident… DX
LOL I loved it and so did my brother!
LoL
LOL!! Loved it! 5 stars
Pleple8 dido man.
Yes some real comady!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I feel bad for the salesmen.
pretty good but dont you feel sort of bad for the salesman
i give yah…
3*
poor salesman.
GREAT joke. 5 stars
GREAT hilarious
LOL!
ROTFL 5*****
That is really funny. Why can’t you give stars like other jokes? Oh well. 5 stars.
awesome!!!!! 5 stars
poor vacuum salesman!