Loading...A woman was taking a nap on Valentine’s Day afternoon. After she awoke, she told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a gorgeous and expensive diamond necklace for Valentine’s Day! What do you think it means?”
“You’ll know tonight,” he said.
That evening, her husband came home with a small package for her. Thrilled, she opened it and found a book titled “The Meaning of Dreams.”
I love that joke it’s so funny! thank you for submitting it!
I read that joke in BOYS LIFE magizine but i do not get it!
He says that she’ll know what her dream meant, and later he gives her a book that tells
her how to understand that dream.
I don’t get it. But then again, they don’t call me dumb blond for nothing!
I kinda get it.
the best joke so far
I don’t get it
I didn’t know whether to laugh at the joke or feel sorry for the woman. This was
definately a ” rib tickler “.
To rvay and notaboi, the point is that she has a dream that she got a diamond necklace. That evening her husband had a small package for her. She thinks that it is a diamond necklace, because her husband said she’d know why she had the dream. Except it turns out to be “The meaning of dreams” so now she can look it up and find out why she had that dream.
i think it was realy good and i get it
My Mom would be a scary person
funny funny funny
🙂
hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! smart joke! : )
LOL VERY FUNNY!!!! BY THE WAY RUNESCAPE RULES ALLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pretty funny read it in the magazine but I still laughed seeing it again here
he gave her the book to show her that it was only a dream…….very funny
Pretty cool joke
since when did adults take naps
thum’s down 🙁 p.s. I dont like it.
tis awe inspiring
I wonder if who ever posted this made it up all by him self because it is so clever.
I ACTUALLY KINDA OF SNORTED ON THIS ONE AND IT COULD BE CONSIDERED A LAUGH HA
Rvay: it means that the woman thinks she’s going to get a necklace for valentine’s day, but instead gets “The Meaning of Dreams”.
Mark Twain said “humor is like a frog; if you dissect it it dies.” He wasn’t kidding.
very funny that sound like something my dad would do lol
I feel sorry for your dad. He must stay in the dog house a lot.
NOT GOOD!!
Great!
that would be my dad 🙂
it must have broke her heart that day i would never do that
huh? oh! wait I get it now!!!
rofl!
i kinda get it
if that was me i would be dead
if i were her i would get him “Valentine’s day For Dummies”
at first i didn’t get it but now i do and it’s FUNNY
i really thought it was funny. i know i liked it but i dont know about my siblings.
that was entertaining (both the joke and the man’s coment)
FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That was funny LOL
i feel srry for the poor man id be scared if i was him [gulp]
lol really funny!!! didnt the woman get mad??
the woman must be angry, and the man, he must feel bad because he may have to get her a ring.OOPS!
its only a joke its not real ok
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
♥THIS JOKE ROCKS MY POLKA-DOTTED SOCKS!♥
saw it in the magazine and thought it was funny because he repeated it.
poor man 🙁 lol this is the 5th best joke in bl
Funny!
That was funny the 1st and 2nd time (LOL)
POOR LADY!!!
abdosh, the point IS that the woman got mad!
4 *s from me
Needs to be in first place!!!!!!!!!
I don`t get it. 🙁
Average (3*s)
oooooooooh, reel romantic!
it was a kinda good joke 4 *s for the joke
kinda dont get it tho but kinda do =)
Are you guys for real?