Joe: What does your father do for a living?
Jon: He’s a magician. He performs tricks, like sawing people in half.
Joe: Do you have any brothers or sisters?
Jon: Yep, four half-sisters and a half-brother.
Joke submitted by Jonathan W., Stroudsburg, Pa.
Joe: What does your father do for a living?
Jon: He’s a magician. He performs tricks, like sawing people in half.
Joe: Do you have any brothers or sisters?
Jon: Yep, four half-sisters and a half-brother.
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That is really funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
HILARIUS!!!!!
entertaining
Awsome joke. Did you come up with it on your own?
That is really good. lol
What a funny joke!
tat woould so! make the cut the the top ten funnyiest jokes ever!
nice
now u should do a joke about yours momsdoes for a living
this joke rox my sock. but not both. just one
That really cut me up! ;~)
Oh wait you are a real cut-up ;~)
My Dad just told me to cut that out ;~)
I have to click submit before I get cut-off. ;~0
pretty good
good
lol
I read this last night in my brother’s Boys Life book, and it just cracked me up!!!!!!!!!!
Where is the other half-brother?
very funny
I wonder if Joe himself is a half!
It is cool!!!!!!!! :p 🙂
I,want a magician for a dad!!!!
WOW!!! THAT WAS FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
groan. . .
ouch.
that is wierd and funny