TODD: Why did the vampire leave the baseball game?
DYLAN: Why?
TODD: Because he was out of bats.
Joke submitted by Todd F., Indianapolis, Indiana





TODD: Why did the vampire leave the baseball game?
DYLAN: Why?
TODD: Because he was out of bats.
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Love it!,
Nice! 😂🤣
cause he was the only bat