Laugh at funny Alphabet jokes and comics for kids

REY: Why was the boy scared of the letter B?
SHREY: I don’t know.
REY: He thought it could sting him.

Joke by Reyaansh G., Santa Clara, California
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DRAKE: You find it in December but not in any other month. What is it?
GINA: I don’t know.
DRAKE: The letter D!

Joke by Drake L., Charlotte, North Carolina
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SPARKLES: What’s the coolest letter in the alphabet?
SAM: Which one?
SPARKLES: B, because it’s surrounded by A/C.

Joke by Sparkles R., Matthews, North Carolina
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Comic by Scott Masear
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JULIAN: Why do pirates have a longer alphabet than we do?
KYLE: I’m stumped.
JULIAN: Because they have seven C’s!

Joke by Julian D., Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
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Ryan: Why were there only 18 letters in the alphabet?
Tim: Tell me.
Ryan: Because E.T. flew off in a UFO, and the CIA chased after him!

Joke by Ryan M., Seal Beach, Calif.
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