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Andy: What’s worse than having a worm in your apple?
Tom: No idea.
Andy: Having half a worm in your apple.

Joke by Bradley C., Carlisle, Pennsylvania
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JULIUS: Why was the apple so lonely?
WINSTON: Why?
JULIUS: Because the banana split.

Joke by Julius G., Brooklyn, New York
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WARPED WISEMAN WONDERS: If Apple made a car, would it have windows?

Joke by Asher G. , Ashburn, Virginia
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TONY: What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an iPad?
SEAN:Tellme.
TONY: A pineapple.

Joke by Tony C., St. Peters, Missouri
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QUEST: Why couldn’t the man escape from the Apple store?
PHOENIX: No clue.
QUEST: Because there weren’t any Windows.

Joke by Quest R., Lincoln, California 
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TUCKER: What do you get when you put an iPhone in a blender?
AARON: What?
TUCKER: Apple juice.

Joke by Tucker C., Advance, North Carolina
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Alessandro: If you eat half of an apple pie and your sister eats the other half, what are you left with?
Hank: I don’t know.
Alessandro: Really angry parents.

Joke by Alessandro H., Blue Bell, Pennsylvania
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Julius: Why was the apple so lonely?
Winston: Why?
Julius: Because the banana split.

 

Joke by Julius G., Brooklyn, New York
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Ian: What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Bryce: Tell me.
Ian: Finding half a worm in your apple.

Joke by Ian B., Palm Harbor, Florida
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Sam: What do Earth and an apple have in common?
James: What?
Sam: A core.

Joke by Isaiah B., Nampa, Idaho
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Matt: Why did the bakery hire so many apples?
Jason: I don’t know.
Matt: There was a lot of turnover!

Joke by Matthew R., Maylene, Ala.
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Kelvin: Why did the apple cross the road?
Martin: Why?
Kelvin: To get to Granny Smith’s house!

Joke by Kelvin D., Burke, Va.
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Suzan: What do you get if you cross a fruit and an acrobat?
Howard: Tell me.
Suzan: An apple turnover!

Joke by Suzan W., Spring Hill, Fla.
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