JULIUS: Why was the apple so lonely? WINSTON: Why? JULIUS: Because the banana split. Joke by Julius G., Brooklyn, New York0 commentsLoading...
WARPED WISEMAN WONDERS: If Apple made a car, would it have windows? Joke by Asher G. , Ashburn, Virginia1 commentsLoading...
TONY: What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an iPad? SEAN:Tellme. TONY: A pineapple. Joke by Tony C., St. Peters, Missouri1 commentsLoading...
QUEST: Why couldn’t the man escape from the Apple store? PHOENIX: No clue. QUEST: Because there weren’t any Windows. Joke by Quest R., Lincoln, California 0 commentsLoading...
TUCKER: What do you get when you put an iPhone in a blender? AARON: What? TUCKER: Apple juice. Joke by Tucker C., Advance, North Carolina2 commentsLoading...
Alessandro: If you eat half of an apple pie and your sister eats the other half, what are you left with? Hank: I don’t know. Alessandro: Really angry parents. Joke by Alessandro H., Blue Bell, Pennsylvania0 commentsLoading...
Julius: Why was the apple so lonely? Winston: Why? Julius: Because the banana split. Joke by Julius G., Brooklyn, New York0 commentsLoading...
Ian: What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Bryce: Tell me. Ian: Finding half a worm in your apple. Joke by Ian B., Palm Harbor, Florida5 commentsLoading...
Sam: What do Earth and an apple have in common? James: What? Sam: A core. Joke by Isaiah B., Nampa, Idaho2 commentsLoading...
Matt: Why did the bakery hire so many apples? Jason: I don’t know. Matt: There was a lot of turnover! Joke by Matthew R., Maylene, Ala.3 commentsLoading...
Kelvin: Why did the apple cross the road? Martin: Why? Kelvin: To get to Granny Smith’s house! Joke by Kelvin D., Burke, Va.12 commentsLoading...
Suzan: What do you get if you cross a fruit and an acrobat? Howard: Tell me. Suzan: An apple turnover! Joke by Suzan W., Spring Hill, Fla.9 commentsLoading...
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