Kelvin: Why did the apple cross the road?
Martin: Why?
Kelvin: To get to Granny Smith’s house!
Why the apple crossed the road
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Joke submitted by Kelvin D., Burke, Va.
Loading...Kelvin: Why did the apple cross the road?
Martin: Why?
Kelvin: To get to Granny Smith’s house!
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Why didn’t the Apple cross the road because it ran out of juice
Why did the pencil cross the road?
Because he needs more juice
Beacuse he had to get to sauce get it apple sauce
Because it ran out of juice
it wanted to get away from the crabby apple
Why did the pencil cross the road?
Haha!
To get to Pennsylvania
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