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ANDY: What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
STEPHEN: I don’t know.
ANDY: A strawberry.

Joke by Andrew K., Los Alamitos, California
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ANDY: What’s worse than having a worm in your apple?
TOM: No idea.
ANDY: Having half a worm in your apple.

Joke by Bradley C., Carlisle, Pennsylvania
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ISAIAH: What’s a giraffe’s favorite fruit?
HADDIE: I haven’t a clue.
ISAIAH: A neck-tarine.

Joke by Isaiah K., Homer, Alaska
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RON: How do you make a raspberry jam?
RICKY: No idea. How?
RON: Easy! Just give it musical instruments!

Joke by Bryce M., Madison, Wisconsin
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Andy: What’s worse than having a worm in your apple?
Tom: No idea.
Andy: Having half a worm in your apple.

Joke by Bradley C., Carlisle, Pennsylvania
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JUSTIN: What fruit do twins love?
HOPPER: I’m stumped.
JUSTIN: Pears!

Joke by Justin G., Merritt Island, Florida
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JUSTIN: What fruit do twins love?
HOPPER: I’m stumped.
JUSTIN: Pears!

Joke by Justin G., Merritt Island, Florida
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JULIUS: Why was the apple so lonely?
WINSTON: Why?
JULIUS: Because the banana split.

Joke by Julius G., Brooklyn, New York
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LIAM: What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
DANIEL: No clue.
LIAM: Strawberries.

Joke by Liam B., Richmond, Virginia
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JOHN: What do you call a sad strawberry?
MICAH: What?
JOHN: A blueberry.

Joke by John W., Warrensburg, Missouri
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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MARK: Why did the strawberry go out with the banana?
MATT: Tell me.
MARK: Because it couldn’t find a date.

Joke by Mark D., Ballwin, Missouri
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Teacher: If you have three apples and four oranges in your left hand, and three oranges and four apples in your right hand, what do you have?
Student: Very big hands.

Joke by Vallabh T., San Ramon, California
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Jack: What do you get when you cross fruit and bowling?
Blake: I don’t know.
Jack: A banana split.

Joke by Eli B., Vestaburg, Pennsylvania
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Luke: What kind of fruit grows on the calendar?
Leia: What kind?
Luke: Dates.

Joke by Genevieve J., Stafford, Texas
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Julius: Why was the apple so lonely?
Winston: Why?
Julius: Because the banana split.

Joke by Julius G., Brooklyn, New York
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Turner: If you’re holding three apples and four oranges in your right hand, what would you have?
Hal: Very large hands.

Joke by Turner W., Southaven, Mississippi
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Joe: Why do melons have such fancy weddings?
Timmy: Why?
Joe: Because they cantaloupe.

Joke by Joe M., Bloomington, Illinois
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Comic by Jon Carter
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William: What do you call a messy fruit salad?
Mary: I don’t know.
William: A “fig-sty”!

Joke by William W., Greenville, N.C.
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Matthew: What do you get when you cross a paramedic and a citrus fruit?
Mark: I haven’t the foggiest.
Matthew: Lemon-aid!

Joke by Matthew B., Chesapeake, Va.
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Josh: Why did the baby strawberry cry?
Ben: Tell me.
Josh: Because his parents were in a jam!

Joke by Joshua G., Littlerock, Calif.
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Pedro: Knock, knock.
Boss: Who’s there?
Pedro: Orange.
Boss: Orange, who?
Pedro: Orange you going to open the door? It’s cold out here!

Joke by Kaisho P., Havelock, N.C.
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Tom Swiftie: “This fruit isn’t ripe yet,” Tom said sourly.

Joke by Matthew L., Linden, Mich.
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Joe: What is a banana’s favorite gymnastics move?
Barbara: Beats me.
Joe: The splits!

Joke by Turner F., Yankton, S.D.
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