Andy: What’s worse than having a worm in your apple? Tom: No idea. Andy: Having half a worm in your apple. Joke by Bradley C., Carlisle, Pennsylvania0 commentsLoading...
JUSTIN: What fruit do twins love? HOPPER: I’m stumped. JUSTIN: Pears! Joke by Justin G., Merritt Island, Florida1 commentsLoading...
JUSTIN: What fruit do twins love? HOPPER: I’m stumped. JUSTIN: Pears! Joke by Justin G., Merritt Island, Florida1 commentsLoading...
JULIUS: Why was the apple so lonely? WINSTON: Why? JULIUS: Because the banana split. Joke by Julius G., Brooklyn, New York0 commentsLoading...
LIAM: What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? DANIEL: No clue. LIAM: Strawberries. Joke by Liam B., Richmond, Virginia0 commentsLoading...
JOHN: What do you call a sad strawberry? MICAH: What? JOHN: A blueberry. Joke by John W., Warrensburg, Missouri 2 commentsLoading...
MARK: Why did the strawberry go out with the banana? MATT: Tell me. MARK: Because it couldn’t find a date. Joke by Mark D., Ballwin, Missouri2 commentsLoading...
Teacher: If you have three apples and four oranges in your left hand, and three oranges and four apples in your right hand, what do you have? Student: Very big hands. Joke by Vallabh T., San Ramon, California0 commentsLoading...
Jack: What do you get when you cross fruit and bowling? Blake: I don’t know. Jack: A banana split. Joke by Eli B., Vestaburg, Pennsylvania3 commentsLoading...
Luke: What kind of fruit grows on the calendar? Leia: What kind? Luke: Dates. Joke by Genevieve J., Stafford, Texas0 commentsLoading...
Julius: Why was the apple so lonely? Winston: Why? Julius: Because the banana split. Joke by Julius G., Brooklyn, New York0 commentsLoading...
Turner: If you’re holding three apples and four oranges in your right hand, what would you have? Hal: Very large hands. Joke by Turner W., Southaven, Mississippi1 commentsLoading...
Joe: Why do melons have such fancy weddings? Timmy: Why? Joe: Because they cantaloupe. Joke by Joe M., Bloomington, Illinois3 commentsLoading...
William: What do you call a messy fruit salad? Mary: I don’t know. William: A “fig-sty”! Joke by William W., Greenville, N.C.0 commentsLoading...
Matthew: What do you get when you cross a paramedic and a citrus fruit? Mark: I haven’t the foggiest. Matthew: Lemon-aid! Joke by Matthew B., Chesapeake, Va.6 commentsLoading...
Josh: Why did the baby strawberry cry? Ben: Tell me. Josh: Because his parents were in a jam! Joke by Joshua G., Littlerock, Calif.16 commentsLoading...
Pedro: Knock, knock. Boss: Who’s there? Pedro: Orange. Boss: Orange, who? Pedro: Orange you going to open the door? It’s cold out here! Joke by Kaisho P., Havelock, N.C.7 commentsLoading...
Tom Swiftie: “This fruit isn’t ripe yet,” Tom said sourly. Joke by Matthew L., Linden, Mich.3 commentsLoading...
Joe: What is a banana’s favorite gymnastics move? Barbara: Beats me. Joe: The splits! Joke by Turner F., Yankton, S.D.11 commentsLoading...
Jake: Why did the orange go blind? Justin: Beats me. Jake: He didn’t have enough vitaminsee! Joke by Jake S., Phoenixville, Pa.2 commentsLoading...
Kelvin: Why did the apple cross the road? Martin: Why? Kelvin: To get to Granny Smith’s house! Joke by Kelvin D., Burke, Va.12 commentsLoading...
Simon: Why did the orange go to the hospital? Ted: I haven’t a clue. Simon: Because it wasn’t peeling well. Joke by Simon X., Riyadh, Saudi Arabia4 commentsLoading...
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