Laugh at funny Fruit jokes and comics for kids – Jokes by Scout Life

Daffynition: Boysenberries—Guys in a jam.

Joke by Stephen G., Superior, Wis.
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Jake: Why did the orange go blind?
Justin: Beats me.
Jake: He didn’t have enough vitaminsee!

Joke by Jake S., Phoenixville, Pa.
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Kelvin: Why did the apple cross the road?
Martin: Why?
Kelvin: To get to Granny Smith’s house!

Joke by Kelvin D., Burke, Va.
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Simon: Why did the orange go to the hospital?
Ted: I haven’t a clue.
Simon: Because it wasn’t peeling well.

Joke by Simon X., Riyadh, Saudi Arabia
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Suzan: What do you get if you cross a fruit and an acrobat?
Howard: Tell me.
Suzan: An apple turnover!

Joke by Suzan W., Spring Hill, Fla.
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Chris: What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?
Taylor: I have no idea.
Chris: A necktarine!

Joke by Christopher F., Wildwood, Mo.
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Nick: Why did the banana have dinner with the prune?
Sam: Tell me.
Nick: Because he couldn’t find a real date!

Joke by Nick B., Bremen, Ga.
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