Laugh at funny Astronaut jokes and comics for kids

ELIZABETH: When do astronauts eat?
DANIELLE: When?
ELIZABETH: At launch time.

Joke by Elizabeth F., Irvine, California
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Comic by Scott Masear
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Christopher: What do astronauts eat off of?
William: No idea.
Christopher: Satellite dishes.

Joke by Christopher J., Manitou Springs, Colorado
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Thomas: Why did the astronaut clean his room?
Lauren: Why?
Thomas: Because he wanted some space.

Joke by Thomas H., Louisa, Virginia
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Comic by Harley Schwadron
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ANDY: Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
ASHTON: No. What about him?
ANDY: He needed a little space.

Joke by Andy T., Livonia, Michigan
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Comic by Scott Masear
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Paula: How do you get an astronaut baby to sleep?
Scott: How?
Paula: Rocket.

Joke by Paula F., Houston, Texas
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Comic by ThomasToons
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Comic by ThomasToons
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Pedro: What did the astronaut cook in his skillet?
Ben: I don’t know.
Pedro: Unidentiﬁed frying objects.

Joke by Benjamin M., Rancho Cordova, California
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Comic by Jon Carter
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Comic by Jon Carter
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Comic by Scott Masear
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Comic by Bill Thomas
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Chris: What did the astronaut cook in his skillet?
Chip: Beats me.
Chris: Unidentified frying objects!

Joke by Christopher P., Georgetown, Ky
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Jason: Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut?
Will: Beats me.
Jason: He wanted to visit Pluto!

Joke by Jason W., Twentynine Palms, Calif.
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Doug: What was the astronaut doing on the computer?
Zoey: I don’t know. What?
Doug: Looking for the spacebar!

Joke by Daniel Y., Newcastle, Wash.
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Carl: What is an astronaut’s favorite food?
Will: Tell me.
Carl: Launch-meat!

Joke by Carl S., Omaha, Neb.
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