Paul: Why did the astronaut’s trip to Mars go badly?
Drake: Tell me.
Paul: He didn’t planet very well.
Joke submitted by Paul B., Scotch Plains, New Jersey





Paul: Why did the astronaut’s trip to Mars go badly?
Drake: Tell me.
Paul: He didn’t planet very well.
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