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A PUNNY BOOK: "Eat Chicken, Not Me" by Chris P. Bacon.

Joke by Rahul M., Plano, Texas
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A book never written: "Healthy Foods" by Chris P. Bacon.

Joke by Kyle G., Ray, Michigan
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Dallas: Why did the bacon laugh?
Austin: I’m stumped.
Dallas: Because the egg cracked a yolk!

Joke by Dallas K., Tresckow, Pa.
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