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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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Warped Wise Man Wonders: “If bowling and baseball were combined, would a strike be good or bad?”

Joke by Chris F., Berlin, Massachusetts
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ALEXANDER: Why did the baseball player cross the road?
TYLER: Why?
ALEXANDER: He was going home.

Joke by Alexander H., Austin, Texas
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WARPED WISEMAN WONDERS: “If bowling and baseball were combined, would a strike be good or bad?”

Joke by Chris F., Berlin, Massachusetts
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Comic by Van Scott
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Brandon: Why did the baseball player call time out?
Sean: Why?
Brandon: He needed a shortstop.

Joke by Brandon G., Bremerton, Washington
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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RYAN: Which baseball player likes fireplaces?
TIMMY: Which one?
RYAN: Mickey Mantle.

Joke by Ryan P., Tampa, Florida
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LUKE: Which superhero hits the most home runs?
MOM: Which one?
LUKE: Batman.

Joke by Veronica T., Glenview, Illinois
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A MAN AT A BASEBALL GAME wondered why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger.
Then it hit him.

Joke by Colin H., Ellicott City, Maryland 
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Ben: Why does a pitcher raise one leg when he throws the ball?
Chris: Why?
Ben: Because he’d fall if he raised them both.

Joke by Ben G., Bethlehem, Pennsylvania
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Ryan: My baseball coach told me to run home during the game.
Lexi: Did you score a run?
Ryan: No. I ran to my house.

Joke by Ryan B., North Haven, Connecticut
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XAVIER: Why did the baseball player cross the road?
KADEN: Why?
XAVIER: Because he wanted to get home.

Joke by Xavier W., Prattville, Alabama
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Ben: Why did the baseball team hire a baker?
Brandon: No idea.
Ben: They needed a new batter.

Joke by Ben G., Bethlehem, Pennsylvania
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Comic by Scott Masear
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ANNA: What is a baseball player’s least favorite Star Wars movie?
JIMMY: I’m stumped.
ANNA: The Umpire Strikes Back.

Joke by Anna E., Yorkville, Illinois
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Divyanshu: What did the glove say to the baseball?
Luke: I don’t know.
Divyanshu: “Catch you later!”

Joke by Divyanshu P., Sterling, Virginia
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Tripp: What do baseball players have for dessert?
Shawn: I don’t know.
Tripp: Bunt cake!

Joke by Tripp B., Montgomery, Illinois
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LUKE: What did the glove say to the baseball?
JAKE: I really don’t know.
LUKE: “Catch you later.”

Joke by Divyanshu P., Sterling, Virginia
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TODD: Why did the vampire leave the baseball game?
DYLAN: Why?
TODD: Because he was out of bats.

Joke by Todd F., Indianapolis, Indiana
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Nolan: Which baseball player likes water the most?
Arie: I don’t know. Which one?
Nolan: The pitcher!

Joke by Nolan D., New Lenox, Illinois
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