Laugh at funny Beach jokes and comics for kids – Jokes by Scout Life

MATT: What place is never icy?
JACK: Tell me.
MATT: A beach, because it’s always sanded.

Joke by Matthew W., Woodbridge, Conn.
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Comic by Harley Schwadron
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ZAIN: On what side did the egg lie on the beach?
COLE: I don’t know.
ZAIN: Sunny-side up.

Joke by Zain W., Clifton, Virginia
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Harley Schwadron
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by ThomasToons
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ELI: What does an elephant wear to the beach?
JONAH: What?
ELI: Swimming trunks.

Joke by Eli B., Bainbridge Island, Washington
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Comic by Harley Schwadron
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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ELI: What does an elephant wear to the beach?
JONAH: What?
ELI: Swimming trunks.

Joke by Eli B., Bainbridge Island, Washington
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Comic by Thomas Toons
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Edouard Blaise
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Comic by Thomas Toons
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Masear
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Max: What would you find on a haunted beach?
Sam: I’m stumped.
Max: A sand-witch!

Joke by Maxwell C.
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A book never written: “Where to Build a Sandcastle” by Bea Chez.

Joke by Nicholas G., South Range, Wis.
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Matt: What place is never icy?
Jack: Tell me.
Matt: A beach, because it’s always sanded.

Joke by Matthew W., Woodbridge, Conn.
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