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LORIN: What does the gingerbread man put on his bed?
BRICE: What?
LORIN: Cookie sheets.

Joke by Curren M., Virginia Beach, Virginia
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NOLAN: Why did the detective stay in bed?
JONATHAN: Tell me.
NOLAN: Because he was undercover.

Joke by Nolan U., Charlotte, North Carolina
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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KAREN: What kind of bed does Santa have?
JIM: I’m stumped.
KAREN: A sleigh bed.

Joke by Karen C., Hopatcong, New Jersey
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Ethan: I have a bed, but I don’t sleep.
I have a bank but no money.
I have a mouth but can’t talk.
What am I?
Alice: No idea.
Ethan: A river!

Joke by Ethan M., North Potomac, Maryland
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YASH: Why was the man running around his bed?
STEVEN: Tell me.
YASH: He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

Joke by Yash L., Manassas, Virginia
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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John: What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?
Zack: What?
John: A cookie sheet.

Joke by John D., Johnstown, Pennsylvania
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Innkeeper: The room is $50 a night, but only $25 if you make your own bed.
Guest: I’ll make my own bed.
Innkeeper: OK. I’ll get you some nails and wood.

Joke by Ryen H., Wenatchee, Washington
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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