Laugh at funny Beef jokes and comics for kids – Jokes by Scout Life

GOODHUE: What do you call a cow with no legs?
KERIN: No idea.
GOODHUE: Ground beef.

Joke by Goodhue B., Austin, Texas
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MICHAEL: What do you get when you combine a pig and a cow?
PAT: I’m not sure.
MICHAEL: A hamburger.

Joke by Michael C., Burke, Virginia
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Jake: What do you call a cow missing its right legs?
Rob: No idea.
Jake: Lean beef.

Joke by Jake G.,, Little Rock, Arkansas
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Joe: What do you call a cow with no legs?
Monty: What?
Joe: Ground beef.

Joke by Joe B., Lindon, Utah
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Joe: What do you call a cow with no legs?
Monty: What?
Joe: Ground beef.

Joke by Joe B., Lindon, Utah
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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