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Heli: How do birds find out about the conditions outside?
John: Beats me.
Heli: The feather channel!

Joke by Heli N., East Hartford, Conn.
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Tom Swiftie: “I’d like some more blackberry pie!” Tom crowed.

Joke by Shelly N., Falls Church, Va.
3 comments

Glen: What do you get when you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?

Ken: What?

Glen: Cock-a-poodle-doo!

Joke by Glen W., Palm Bay, Fla.
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