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NATHANIEL: What is a boat’s favorite brand of pants?
DYLAN: What?
NATHANIEL: Dockers.

Joke by Nathaniel C., Manhattan, Kansas
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MASON: What is a boat’s favorite part of a birthday party?
ADAM: I’m stumped.
MASON: The pin-yacht-a!

Joke by Mason B., Eugene, Oregon
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Comic by Harley Schwadron
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Comic by Scott Masear
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Hugo: What is the worst vegetable to have in a boat?
Iago: I have no idea.
Hugo: A leek.

Joke by Hugo T., Greenfield, Massachusetts
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Tom Swiftie: “I’m so tired of boat rides,” Tom said sternly.

Joke by Thomas F., Union City, California
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Tom Swiftie: “I’d like to sit at the back of the boat,” Tom said sternly.

Joke by Thomas P., Pensacola, Florida
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Comic by Scott Masear
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Alexander: What did the boat dock say when it was arrested?
Bob: What?
Alexander: “I demand a jury of my piers.”

Joke by Alexander B., West Lafayette, Ind.
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Bob: There were five cats on a boat. One jumped off. How many were left?
Clint: Four.
Bob: None. They were copycats.

Joke by Kush S., Pleasanton, California
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Will: Why do oars fall in love?
Eric: Why?
Will: Because they’re row-mantic.

Joke by Will A., Nashville, Tenn.
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Howard: Knock, knock.
Suzan: Who’s there?
Howard: Canoe.
Suzan: Canoe, who?
Howard: Canoe answer the door, please?

Joke by Howard W., Spring Hill, Fla.
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David: What’s a fisherman’s favorite kind of movie?
James: Tell me.
David: Row-mance.

Joke by David J., Oceanside, Calif.
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