DAFFYNITION: Flashlight — A container for dead batteries and broken bulbs, usually discovered on the first night of a campout. Joke by Paul A., Bellevue, Nebraska0 commentsLoading...
Miles: Knock, knock. Josh: Who’s there? Miles: Figs. Josh: Figs, who? Miles: Figs the door — it’s broken. Joke by Miles C., Ogden, Utah2 commentsLoading...
ANNA: What’s the best present? AMY: I’m not sure. ANNA: A broken drum. You just can’t beat it! Joke by Anna E., Yorkville, Illinois0 commentsLoading...
LUCAS: What happens when a frog’s car breaks down? WILSON: I don’t know. LUCAS: It gets a jump start. Joke by Lucas O., Katonah, New York 0 commentsLoading...
TYLER: What do you call a broken jet? GAVIN: I’m stumped. TYLER: An error-plane. Joke by Tyler C., Copley, Ohio 0 commentsLoading...
Elizabeth: Why did the ice-cream truck break down? Hailey: Why? Elizabeth: Because of the rocky road! Joke by Elizabeth J., Sugar Land, Texas 1 commentsLoading...
Augustine: Knock, knock. Thomas: Who’s there? Augustine: Figs. Thomas: Figs, who? Augustine: Figs the doorbell — it’s broken! Joke by Augustine T., Bellevue, Nebraska1 commentsLoading...
Patient: Hey, Doc, I think I broke my leg in two places. What should I do? Doctor: Don’t go to those places anymore! Joke by Ruby M., Austin, Texas3 commentsLoading...
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