Laugh at funny Broken jokes and comics for kids

DAFFYNITION: Tomato Paste — What you use to fix a broken tomato.

Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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DAFFYNITION: Flashlight — A container for dead batteries and broken bulbs, usually discovered on the first night of a campout.

Joke by Paul A., Bellevue, Nebraska
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Miles: Knock, knock.
Josh: Who’s there?
Miles: Figs.
Josh: Figs, who?
Miles: Figs the door — it’s broken.

Joke by Miles C., Ogden, Utah
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ANNA: What’s the best present?
AMY: I’m not sure.
ANNA: A broken drum. You just can’t beat it!

Joke by Anna E., Yorkville, Illinois
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LUCAS: What happens when a frog’s car breaks down?
WILSON: I don’t know.
LUCAS: It gets a jump start.

Joke by Lucas O., Katonah, New York
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TYLER: What do you call a broken jet?
GAVIN: I’m stumped.
TYLER: An error-plane.

Joke by Tyler C., Copley, Ohio
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Elizabeth: Why did the ice-cream truck break down?
Hailey: Why?
Elizabeth: Because of the rocky road!

Joke by Elizabeth J., Sugar Land, Texas
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Augustine: Knock, knock.
Thomas: Who’s there?
Augustine: Figs.
Thomas: Figs, who?
Augustine: Figs the doorbell — it’s broken!

Joke by Augustine T., Bellevue, Nebraska
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Patient: Hey, Doc, I think I broke my leg in two places. What should I do?
Doctor: Don’t go to those places anymore!

Joke by Ruby M., Austin, Texas
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