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ANJANA: What’s a happy cowboy’s favorite candy?
SARAH: What?
ANJANA: A Jolly Rancher.

Joke by Anjana A., Montvale, New Jersey
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Comic by Van Scott
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Masear
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ALEX: Did you hear about the witch’s new gingerbread sweet shop?
PHIL: No. What about it?
ALEX: It’s great! All the candy is on the house.

Joke by Alex C., Fremont, California
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Xander: What is a nerd’s favorite candy?
Leo: Nerds?
Xander: No, Smarties.

Joke by Xander F., South Range, Wisconsin
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DANIEL: Where’s the best place to get a candy bar in outer space?
EMILY: I don’t know. Where?
DANIEL: The Milky Way.

Joke by Daniel B., Hillsboro, Oregon
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JOE: What’s the Joker’s favorite candy?
JACK: What?
JOE: Snickers.

Joke by Braeden A., Murfreesboro, Tennessee
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Felix: What kind of candy do you find at a school?
Max: I don’t know. What kind?
Felix: Nerds and Smarties.

Joke by Felix D., Van Nuys, California
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TOM SWIFTIE: “I need a candy bar,” Tom snickered.

Joke by Jack D., Carlsbad, California
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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CONNOR: What is Joker’s favorite candy?
NICHOLAS: Tell me.
CONNOR: Snickers.

Joke by Connor P.
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Robbie: What do you call a happy cowboy?
Steve: What?
Robbie: A jolly rancher.

Joke by Robbie W., Alpharetta, Georgia
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Rishik: What is a cat’s favorite candy?
Daniel: I have no idea.
Rishik: A Kit-Kat.

Joke by Rishik G., San Jose, California
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Bill: What’s a Jedi’s favorite candy?
Nick: I haven’t the foggiest.
Bill: A Lifesaver.

Joke by Nicholas M., Athens, Georgia
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Daryll Collins
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Dave: What do you call a happy herder of cattle?
Dan: I don’t know.
Dave: A “jolly rancher”!

Joke by David D., Dayton, Ohio
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Noah: What do you call a happy citizen of Istanbul?
Alex: Dunno.
Noah: A “Turkish delight!”

Joke by Noah H., Green Bay, Wis.
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