Laugh at funny Candy jokes and comics for kids

RYAN: What do you call a happy cowboy?
SASHA: What?
RYAN: A jolly rancher.

Joke by Ryan C., Chesapeake, Maryland
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GINGERBREAD MAN: I hurt my knee while rock climbing.
GINGERBREAD WOMAN: Have you tried icing it?
GINGERBREAD MAN: Not yet. I’ve just been using a candy cane.

Joke by Mariano A., Lincoln, Nebraska
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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ALLISON: What’s Darth Vader’s favorite candy?
SARAH: I don’t know.
ALLISON: Dark chocolate.

Joke by Allison J., Little Rock, Arkansas
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CURREN: What did one magical candy bar say to the other magical candy bar?
JOSIAH: What?
CURREN: “I’ve got some Twix up my sleeve.”

Joke by Curren M., Virginia Beach, Virginia
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Nathan Cooper
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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ANJANA: What’s a happy cowboy’s favorite candy?
SARAH: What?
ANJANA: A Jolly Rancher.

Joke by Anjana A., Montvale, New Jersey
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Comic by Van Scott
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Masear
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ALEX: Did you hear about the witch’s new gingerbread sweet shop?
PHIL: No. What about it?
ALEX: It’s great! All the candy is on the house.

Joke by Alex C., Fremont, California
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Xander: What is a nerd’s favorite candy?
Leo: Nerds?
Xander: No, Smarties.

Joke by Xander F., South Range, Wisconsin
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DANIEL: Where’s the best place to get a candy bar in outer space?
EMILY: I don’t know. Where?
DANIEL: The Milky Way.

Joke by Daniel B., Hillsboro, Oregon
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JOE: What’s the Joker’s favorite candy?
JACK: What?
JOE: Snickers.

Joke by Braeden A., Murfreesboro, Tennessee
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Felix: What kind of candy do you find at a school?
Max: I don’t know. What kind?
Felix: Nerds and Smarties.

Joke by Felix D., Van Nuys, California
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TOM SWIFTIE: “I need a candy bar,” Tom snickered.

Joke by Jack D., Carlsbad, California
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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CONNOR: What is Joker’s favorite candy?
NICHOLAS: Tell me.
CONNOR: Snickers.

Joke by Connor P.
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Robbie: What do you call a happy cowboy?
Steve: What?
Robbie: A jolly rancher.

Joke by Robbie W., Alpharetta, Georgia
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Rishik: What is a cat’s favorite candy?
Daniel: I have no idea.
Rishik: A Kit-Kat.

Joke by Rishik G., San Jose, California
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Bill: What’s a Jedi’s favorite candy?
Nick: I haven’t the foggiest.
Bill: A Lifesaver.

Joke by Nicholas M., Athens, Georgia
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