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LUCY: Did you hear about the cheese factory that blew up?
JANET: What happened?
LUCY: There was de brie everywhere.

Joke by Lucy Z., Rochester, Washington
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TEDDY: Why did the pizza guy get a new shop?
MOM: I don’t know.
TEDDY: Because his old shop was too cheesy.

Joke by Teddy S., Waukesha, Wisconsin
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Comic by Jon Carter
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ISAAC: Why didn’t the cheese want to go to school?
LISA: I don’t know.
ISAAC: Because his teacher was a tough grater.

Joke by Isaac L., Arcadia, California
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A PUNNY BOOK: "A Guide to Cheese" by Cole B. Jack.

Joke by Elijah H., Wyomissing, Pennsylvania
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TORIN: What do you call a cheese curd that’s been asked a lot of questions?
BRETT: Tell me.
TORIN: Grilled cheese.

Joke by Torin B., Darien, Illinois
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Zachary: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Victoria: No idea.
Zachary: Nacho cheese.

Joke by Zachary H., Forest Lake, Minnesota
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ALEX: What did the mouse say to the camera?
JAKE: What?
ALEX: “Cheese!”

Joke by Alex Y., Spring Grove, Illinois
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Comic by Thomas Toons
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IZZY: Want to hear a pizza joke?
ZACK: Sure.
IZZY: OK, but it’s a little cheesy.

Joke by Izzy R., Valrico, Florida
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Harry: What dairy hurts you the most?
George: I’m stumped.
Harry: Sharp cheddar.

Joke by Harry B., Williamsburg, Virginia
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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KORBEN: What did the Swiss cheese say to the cheddar cheese before its date?
KATE: What?
KORBEN: “Looking sharp!”

Joke by Korben H., Nunda, New York
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A PUNNY BOOK: "All About Cheese" by Cole B. Jack.

Joke by Isaac S., Plainfield, Indiana
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MATT: Want to hear a joke about dairy?
JOHN: Sure.
MATT: Nah, it’s too cheesy.

Joke by Matthew C., Fair Oaks, California
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by ThomasToons
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Comic by ThomasToons
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Race: What is a goblin’s favorite cheese?
Nathan: What is it?
Race: Monster-ella!

Joke by Daniel B., Tyler, Texas
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Peter: How did the cheese get hurt at school?
Lily: Not sure. How?
Peter: It was grated too hard.

Joke by Peter E., Duvall,Washington
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Sudi: Do you want to hear a joke about pizza?
Kevin: Sure.
Sudi: Forget it. It’s too cheesy.

Joke by Sudarshan P., Smithtown, New York
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Jim: What do you put around a cheese castle?
Frank: I don’t know.
Jim: A moat-zzarella.

Joke by Sam S., Christiansburg, Virginia
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Comic by Scott Masear
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