Cheese jokes – Jokes by Scout Life

Harry: What dairy hurts you the most?
George: I’m stumped.
Harry: Sharp cheddar.

Joke by Harry B., Williamsburg, Virginia
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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KORBEN: What did the Swiss cheese say to the cheddar cheese before its date?
KATE: What?
KORBEN: “Looking sharp!”

Joke by Korben H., Nunda, New York
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A PUNNY BOOK: "All About Cheese" by Cole B. Jack.

Joke by Isaac S., Plainfield, Indiana
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MATT: Want to hear a joke about dairy?
JOHN: Sure.
MATT: Nah, it’s too cheesy.

Joke by Matthew C., Fair Oaks, California
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by ThomasToons
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Comic by ThomasToons
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Race: What is a goblin’s favorite cheese?
Nathan: What is it?
Race: Monster-ella!

Joke by Daniel B., Tyler, Texas
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Peter: How did the cheese get hurt at school?
Lily: Not sure. How?
Peter: It was grated too hard.

Joke by Peter E., Duvall,Washington
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Sudi: Do you want to hear a joke about pizza?
Kevin: Sure.
Sudi: Forget it. It’s too cheesy.

Joke by Sudarshan P., Smithtown, New York
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Jim: What do you put around a cheese castle?
Frank: I don’t know.
Jim: A moat-zzarella.

Joke by Sam S., Christiansburg, Virginia
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Comic by Scott Masear
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Comic by Thomas Toons
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A book never written: “To Make a Sandwich” by Phil E. Cheese.

Joke by George B., Richmond Hill, Ga.
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A book never written: “Great Cheeses” by Cole B. Jack.

Joke by Patrick S., Lino Lakes, Minn.
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Dylan: What’s God’s favorite cheese?
Robert: Beats me.
Dylan: Swiss, because it’s holey!

Joke by Dylan J., Los Gatos, Calif.
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Warped Wiseman wonders: “Can you get American cheese in other countries?”

Joke by Daniel L., Bloomfield, N.J.
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