Chris: What did the astronaut cook in his skillet? Chip: Beats me. Chris: Unidentified frying objects! Joke by Christopher P., Georgetown, Ky11 commentsLoading...
A book never written: “How to Make Cookies Taste Better” by Duncan Milk. Joke by Frank M., Vineland, N.J.6 commentsLoading...
A book never written: “Italian Cooking” by Alfredo N. Marinara. Joke by Benjamin V., Pace, Fla.1 commentsLoading...
Patrick: What do you call a Scottish dish that fades from the public eye? Pedro: I haven’t the foggiest. Patrick: A “haggis-been.” Joke by Patrick H., Herscher, Ill.3 commentsLoading...
John: Knock, knock. Caleb: Who’s there? John: Gorilla. Caleb: Gorilla, who? John: Gorilla me a hamburger, please. I’m hungry! Joke by Caleb F., Columbia, Tenn.2 commentsLoading...
Ian: What did Oliver Twist say on a camp-out? Charles: I dunno. Ian: “Please, sir, may I have s’more?” Joke by Ian H., Novato, Calif.3 commentsLoading...