Laugh at funny Cooking jokes and comics for kids – Jokes by Scout Life

Brent: Why did the man bang his camera with a skillet?
Hunter: Tell me.
Brent: He wanted a pan-oramic view!

Joke by Brent D., Ooltewah, Tenn.
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A book never written: “Just a Taste” by Sam Pull.

Joke by K. G., Downers Grove, Ill.
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Chris: What did the astronaut cook in his skillet?
Chip: Beats me.
Chris: Unidentified frying objects!

Joke by Christopher P., Georgetown, Ky
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A book never written: “How to Make Cookies Taste Better” by Duncan Milk.

Joke by Frank M., Vineland, N.J.
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A book never written: “Italian Cooking” by Alfredo N. Marinara.

Joke by Benjamin V., Pace, Fla.
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Patrick: What do you call a Scottish dish that fades from the public eye?
Pedro: I haven’t the foggiest.
Patrick: A “haggis-been.”

Joke by Patrick H., Herscher, Ill.
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John: Knock, knock.
Caleb: Who’s there?
John: Gorilla.
Caleb: Gorilla, who?
John: Gorilla me a hamburger, please. I’m hungry!

Joke by Caleb F., Columbia, Tenn.
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Ian: What did Oliver Twist say on a camp-out?
Charles: I dunno.
Ian: “Please, sir, may I have s’more?”

Joke by Ian H., Novato, Calif.
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