Cooking jokes – Jokes by Scout Life

ZANE: How can you tell when a Scout has earned the Cooking merit badge?
SAM: I don’t know. How?
ZANE: They make good use of their thyme.

Joke by Zane S., Chesterfield, Missouri
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Chrystal: How do you cook an alligator?
Nathaniel: How?
Chrystal: With a Crock-Pot.

Joke by Nathaniel C., Manhattan, Kansas
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Masear
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Pedro: What did the astronaut cook in his skillet?
Ben: I don’t know.
Pedro: Unidentiﬁed frying objects.

Joke by Benjamin M., Rancho Cordova, California
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A punny book: "Chopping 101" by Julie Enning.

Joke by Margaux D., Arvada, Colorado
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A punny book: "How to Make Pasta" by Al Dente.

Joke by Jonah D., Tulsa, Oklahoma
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Alex: How can you tell when a Scout has earned the Cooking merit badge?
Andy: How?
Alex: He makes good use of his thyme.

Joke by Alexander B., St. Charles, Illinois
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Alex: How can you tell when a Scout has earned the Cooking merit badge?
Andy: How?
Alex: He makes good use of his thyme.

Joke by Alexander B., St. Charles, Illinois
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Wesley: Why are cooks cruel?
Chuck: I don’t know.
Wesley: Because they beat eggs and whip cream.

Joke by Wesley L., Miami, Arizona
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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A book never written: “Don’t Burn Your Food” by Chris P.

Joke by Justin B., Scottsville, Va.
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A book never written: “Chicken Recipes” by Terry Yaki.

Joke by Mark L., Temple City, Calif.
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A book never written: “Flavorful Cooking” by Mary Nade.

Joke by Samuel S., West Jordan, Utah
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Brent: Why did the man bang his camera with a skillet?
Hunter: Tell me.
Brent: He wanted a pan-oramic view!

Joke by Brent D., Ooltewah, Tenn.
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A book never written: “Just a Taste” by Sam Pull.

Joke by K. G., Downers Grove, Ill.
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Chris: What did the astronaut cook in his skillet?
Chip: Beats me.
Chris: Unidentified frying objects!

Joke by Christopher P., Georgetown, Ky
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A book never written: “How to Make Cookies Taste Better” by Duncan Milk.

Joke by Frank M., Vineland, N.J.
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A book never written: “Italian Cooking” by Alfredo N. Marinara.

Joke by Benjamin V., Pace, Fla.
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