DAFFYNITION: Tomato Paste — What you use to fix a broken tomato. Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania0 commentsLoading...
DAFFYNITION: Delighted — When you need to call an electrician. Joke by Andrew P., Houston, Texas0 commentsLoading...
DAFFYNITION: Flashlight — A container for dead batteries and broken bulbs, usually discovered on the first night of a campout. Joke by Paul A., Bellevue, Nebraska0 commentsLoading...
DAFFYNITION: "Polarize" — What penguins see with. Joke by Mike H., Senatobia, Mississippi0 commentsLoading...
DAFFYNITION: "Fishing dock" — A surgeon on vacation. Joke by Scout the Maileagle 1 commentsLoading...
Daffynition: Satisfactory — The place where average goods are made. Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania0 commentsLoading...
Daffynition: Quartermasters — Scouts who’ve earned the Coin Collecting merit badge. Joke by Michaela D., Eagle, Wisconsin0 commentsLoading...
Daffynition: Marshmallow — A very calm swamp. Joke by Kaden S., Rancho Santa Margarita, California1 commentsLoading...
DAFFYNITION: Hermit — A lady’s softball glove. Joke by Nicolas C., Union, Kentucky0 commentsLoading...
DAFFYNITION: Debate — What goes on the hook to catch fish. Joke by Drake L., Charlotte, North Carolina0 commentsLoading...
Daffynition: Burger — What bears say when they’re cold. Joke by Ollie and Millie M., Lansing, Michigan0 commentsLoading...
DAFFYNITION: Relief — What trees do in the spring. Joke by Daniel S., Oregon, Wisconsin4 commentsLoading...
Daffynition: Microwave -- What your shy friend gives you in the morning. Joke by Renée D., San Ramon, California2 commentsLoading...
DAFFYNITION: OVERCAST – When Harry Potter messes up a spell. Joke by Jeffrey A., Kearny, New Jersey0 commentsLoading...
Daffynition - Butterfly: Throwing of dairy products. Joke by Logan C., Richland Hills, Texas0 commentsLoading...
Daffynition: Decaffeinated — A cow that just gave birth. Joke by L.F. B., Olathe, Colorado1 commentsLoading...
Daffynition: Polygon — When your pet parrot escapes. Joke by Gabriel Z., Dublin, California4 commentsLoading...
Daffynition: Deliver — The organ above de intestines. Joke by Ian P., Chantilly, Va.0 commentsLoading...
Daffynition: Avoidable — What bullfighters do. Joke by Austin H., Schnecksville, Pennsylvania2 commentsLoading...
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