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DAFFYNITION: Tomato Paste — What you use to fix a broken tomato.

Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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DAFFYNITION: Delighted — When you need to call an electrician.

Joke by Andrew P., Houston, Texas
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DAFFYNITION: Flashlight — A container for dead batteries and broken bulbs, usually discovered on the first night of a campout.

Joke by Paul A., Bellevue, Nebraska
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DAFFYNITION: "Polarize" — What penguins see with.

Joke by Mike H., Senatobia, Mississippi
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DAFFYNITION: "Fishing dock" — A surgeon on vacation.

Joke by Scout the Maileagle 
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Daffynition: Satisfactory — The place where average goods are made.

Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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Daffynition: Quartermasters — Scouts who’ve earned the Coin Collecting merit badge.

Joke by Michaela D., Eagle, Wisconsin
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Daffynition: Infantry — A baby tree.

Joke by Stavya P., Katy, Texas
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Daffynition: Marshmallow — A very calm swamp.

Joke by Kaden S., Rancho Santa Margarita, California
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DAFFYNITION: Hermit — A lady’s softball glove.

Joke by Nicolas C., Union, Kentucky
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DAFFYNITION: Debate — What goes on the hook to catch fish.

Joke by Drake L., Charlotte, North Carolina
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Daffynition: Burger — What bears say when they’re cold.

Joke by Ollie and Millie M., Lansing, Michigan
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DAFFYNITION: Relief — What trees do in the spring.

Joke by Daniel S., Oregon, Wisconsin
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Daffynition: Pasteurize: Too far to see.

Joke by Nicolas C., Union, Kentucky
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Daffynition: Microwave -- What your shy friend gives you in the morning.

Joke by Renée D., San Ramon, California
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DAFFYNITION: OVERCAST – When Harry Potter messes up a spell.

Joke by Jeffrey A., Kearny, New Jersey
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Daffynition: Nightmare — A nocturnal horse.

Joke by Siddh B., Austin, Texas
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Daffynition - Butterfly: Throwing of dairy products.

Joke by Logan C., Richland Hills, Texas
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Daffynition: Decaffeinated — A cow that just gave birth.

Joke by L.F. B., Olathe, Colorado
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Daffynition: Polygon — When your pet parrot escapes.

Joke by Gabriel Z., Dublin, California
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Daffynition: Deliver — The organ above de intestines.

Joke by Ian P., Chantilly, Va.
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Daffynition: Avoidable — What bullfighters do.

Joke by Austin H., Schnecksville, Pennsylvania
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