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KIT: How did the tooth fairy get to the North Pole?
REDD: No clue.
KIT: On the Molar Express.

Joke by Kit C., Layton, Utah
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Comic by Kyle Bravo
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Masear
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Leon: What do dentists use to listen to music?
Leonora: I don’t know.
Leon: Bluetooth.

Joke by Leon R., Spring, Texas
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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COLLIN: What do dentists call their X-rays?
MAYA: What?
COLLIN: Tooth pics!

Joke by Collin K., San Diego, California
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NATHANIEL: What do dentists like to put in their pies?
ANGEL: I haven’t the foggiest.
NATHANIEL: Fillings.

Joke by Nathaniel C., Manhattan, Kansas 
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ABBY: What is a dentist’s favorite dance move?
HALEY: I don’t know.
ABBY: The floss!

Joke by Abby H., Lancaster, Pennsylvania
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DAVID: What time did the patient see the dentist?
SAM: Tell me.
DAVID: Tooth-hurty!

Joke by David T., Elmhurst, Illinois
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Jon Carter
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Comic by Scott Masear
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Trace: What kind of award does the dentist of the year get?
Trevor: I don’t know. What kind?
Trace: A plaque.

Joke by Trace L., Windsor, Colorado
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Comic by Pat Lewis
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Mukund: Did you hear about the phone that went to the dentist?
Beckham: No. Why did it go?
Mukund: It had a Bluetooth.

Joke by Mukund S., Novato, California
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Alexander: You should always be nice to your dentist.
Jeremy: Why?
Alexander: Because he has fillings, too.

Joke by Alexander M., Albuquerque, New Mexico
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Vahan Shirvanian
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Alex: What’s a dentist’s favorite time of day?
Randy: Tell me.
Alex: Tooth-hurty!

Joke by Alexander D., Minster, Ohio
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Phil: How are false teeth like stars?
Hank: Tell me.
Phil: Both only come out at night!

Joke by Phil N., Bedford, N.H.
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Tom Swiftie: “Use your own toothbrush!” Tom bristled.

Joke by LJ R., Coppell, Tex.
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