Laugh at funny Dessert jokes and comics for kids – Jokes by Scout Life

THOMAS: What’s a young Scout’s favorite dessert?
EASTON: What?
THOMAS: Cub-cakes.

Joke by Thomas K., Strasburg, Virginia
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AIDEN: What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert?
NOAH: I don’t know.
AIDEN: Peach gobbler.

Joke by Aiden C., Phoenix, Arizona
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REDD: What do cupcakes like about spring weather?
NYLA: Tell me.
REDD: The sprinkles.

Joke by Redd C., Layton, Utah
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GINGERBREAD MAN: I hurt my knee while rock climbing.
GINGERBREAD WOMAN: Have you tried icing it?
GINGERBREAD MAN: Not yet. I’ve just been using a candy cane.

Joke by Mariano A., Lincoln, Nebraska
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A PUNNY BOOK: Desserts From Around the World by Tira Misu.

Joke by Adelyn J., Spring, Texas
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London: Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Roman: Not sure.
London: Because it was stuffed.

Joke by London C., Shelby, North Carolina
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WALTER: What’s a doorbell’s favorite dessert?
KOBE: Tell me.
WALTER: Ding Dongs.

Joke by Walter L., St. Louis, Missouri
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ANNIE: What is a math teacher’s favorite dessert?
SARA: I don’t know.
ANNIE: Pi!

Joke by Annie M., West Linn, Oregon
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Tripp: What do baseball players have for dessert?
Shawn: I don’t know.
Tripp: Bunt cake!

Joke by Tripp B., Montgomery, Illinois
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BEN: Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
LILLY: I don’t know. Why?
BEN: Because it was stuffed.

Joke by Ben W., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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BEN: Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
LILLY: I don’t know. Why?
BEN: Because it was stuffed.

Joke by Ben W., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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Bob: What do you call a lonely cake?
Kyle: Tell me.
Bob: Deserted!

Joke by Patrick O., New Freedom, Pennsylvania
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JAMES: Why didn’t the teddy bear want dessert?
JOSIAH: I have no idea.
JAMES: Because it was stuffed.

Joke by Jimmy R., Lansdale, Pennsylvania
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Gabe: What do you call a house with an ice-cream sundae on top?
Rob: Beats me.
Gabe: Desserted!

Joke by Gabriel M., Austin, Texas
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A punny book: "French Desserts" by E. Claire.

Joke by Ryan S., Lancaster, New York
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Matt: Why did the bakery hire so many apples?
Jason: I don’t know.
Matt: There was a lot of turnover!

Joke by Matthew R., Maylene, Ala.
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George: Knock, knock.
Simon: Who’s there?
George: Aida.
Simon: Aida, who?
George: Aida lot of sweets, and now I’ve got a tummy ache.

Joke by Aditya B., Naperville, Ill.
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Gabe: What do you call a house with an ice-cream sundae on top?
Rob: Beats me.
Gabe: “Desserted!”

Joke by Gabriel M., Austin, Tex.
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